and all you “other people”
I thought I’d share a funny joke I overheard.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers! Ba-dum-kish!
thank you, thank you… If anyone needs me I’ll be in my closet, thinking of other dumb jokes to share
Hear about the guy with the corduroy pillow?
It made headlines.
Hahahaha. Thank you, thank you.
Have you heard the vacuum cleaner joke?
It sucks.
The definition of “yankee”?
It’s a quickie, only you do it yourself.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
It’s over your head.
Hear about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well…
In the spirit of a citizen’s arrest, I’d like to instigate a citizen’s lock of this thread. BAD JOKES! BAAAAD JOKES!
Oh, who am I kidding when it comes to taste? I frequently like to pretend that I’m Beavis.
Heh heh … heh heh … heh heh … heh heh … heh heh …
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Here come the elephants over the hill.”
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn’t recognize them.
Bwahahahaha. Oh man. Wipe the tears from my eyes. Who wants more?
What do you call a pig that has three eyes?
Piiig!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bulldozer.
Oh God. Stop me now.
What looks likes popcorn, smells like popcorn and tastes like popcorn?
Popcorn!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the moovies.
Where does Napoleon keep his army?
In his sleevey.
Where do young cows eat?
In the calf-eteria.
Where do young cows go on field trips?
To the moo-seum.
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There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. It didn’t have the guts to!
Q. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A. They taste funny
And now for your viewing pleasure… Jokes about people with no arms or legs!
What do you get if you goose a ghost??
A handful of sheet.
why was 6 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her
husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of
the house, she could
hear a>muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked all around, still not
finding her>husband. Listening again, she could
definitely hear moaning She went down to the basement
to find her husband,
crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
“What’s wrong with you?”
she asked him. “Remember when your father caught us
having sex when you
were 16?” he replied. “And remember he said, I had two
choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next
20 years in prison.”
Baffled, she said, “yes, I remember, so?”
“I would have gotten out today.”
Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs, floating in the water?
A. Bob
Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs, on your front porch?
A. Matt
Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall?
A. Art
Q. What do you call two men with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall?
A. Curt & Rod
Q. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other one?
A. Eileen
Q. What do you call an asian woman with one leg shorter than the other one?
A. Irene
Q. What do you call a woman with a wooden leg?
A. Peg.
By popular demand:
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at your front door?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs water skiing?
Skip
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Where you left it.