Lance Armstrong is my GOD!!!!!

Right now he is the favorite to win the Tour de France for the sixth time, one of the most intensive feats of endurance known to man. But if he doesn’t, so what, no one else has ever won it five times. Hey, and he is a cancer survivor, in 1996 he couldn’t even sit on a bicycle. And that’s not all, he’s shacked up with Sheryl Crow, who is about to get Bonnie Raitt’s title of “has more soul than any white woman alive”. Hell, I’d give up a testicle for all that.

Miguel Indurain won it 5 times in a row from '91 to '95. Still, Lance is amazing!