Heard on the news today that Lance “King of the Douches” Armstrong was driving, most likely drunk, and plowed into a few parked cars, and *then lied *about who was driving at the time! He had his girlfriend take the rap!
Here is the shocking part for me:
[spoiler]Lance Armstrong has a fucking Girlfriend? :eek:
What kind of sad, pathetic urchin would have anything to do with this asshole? 
Man, that’s sad. [/spoiler]
Dude, have you been to Walmart? If those people can hook up, I’m positive Lance will have no problem. 
Hell, even Charles Manson was about to get a married to some 26yo lass… tragically, the marriage license expired this week. 
…and I always thought he had feet of clay…
She’s a long-term girlfriend; started dating him when he was still “Lance Armstrong, TdF champion”.
Yes, even though he’s now known as “disgraced Lance Armstrong” they have kids together & don’t forget, he still has his money.
Also keep in mind that cheating in a sport rife with cheaters, lying about cheating in a sport rife with cheaters and being an overall terrible person are pretty far ends of the spectrum
The spoiler made me laugh like hell. Applause.
Manipulation. Bribery. Bullying. Even in a sport full of lying cheaters he is widely regarded as a pretty terrible person.
Ah. That clears it up.
Blamed his gf?
Man, that takes ball.
And kayaker wins the thread.
I’m surprised he still has money; I would have expected him to be sued into bankruptcy. A Google search indicates that the US Government is currently suing him for $100 million.
I’m shocked. Shocked to find cheating going on by a person. In sports, or any other activity. The US Constitution prohibits searches without a warrant, yet all my electronic communications are intercepted and stored by the NSA. And I can’t access them to protect myself. It is just to be used for purposes other than my own. That I give a shit about.
Suing; in the process of. He’s spending a boatload on lawyers, but hasn’t had to give anything back. Yet.
Eh. . . I guess no one remembers that Lance Armstrong was cleared! Anda little more reading for your entertainment.
From that thread:
I always thought having one ball was an unfair advantage when riding a bike with a racing saddle, though none would have been even more comfortable.
Two words – Charlie Manson.
He managed to pull and almost keep Sheryl Crow. Personally, I think she’s cool on a whole LOT of different levels but…he was definitely a mistake.
Sit-ups may pull a Woman, but sit-ups don’t make a Man.
I’m just riffing here, but there has got to be a reality show in this.
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Dating A to Z: From Armstrong to Zimmerman*
Ladies?
I’m pretty sure every single person living in Aspen automatically qualifies as a douchebag. Like living in Boulder makes you a stoner.
Sheryl Crow is freaking awesome. And he did not fail to keep her, he walked out on her because she got cancer. Which made her lucky, I guess. (The remainder of my comments about Lance’s character shall be reserved for possible later use in the Pit, as they would not be suitable for use here.)