Lance Bass comes out of the closet on the cover of People

When I first saw N*Sync, I was disturbed by them. Justin and Lance were just too white. I was afraid they’d burst into flame on the slightest exposure to direct sunlight.

Justin got better looking, or at least more normal, IMO. Lance has not.

Eh, People’s not so hot. I read about it in Duh magazine about ten years ago.