Lap dances: are you supposed to...?

[squeegee]

Insert requisite zombie snark.

[chacoguy]

Thanks for sharing! It was worth the twelve year wait.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@mdesign

I will tell you, if you don’t cum at the club I go to, something is wrong with you. Those girls ride you like there’s no tomorrow. It’s all I can do to make it through one dance. If they aren’t trying like hell to get me to cum, I don’t know what they’re doing. Happens every time. I wear a condom now to avoid the mess.

And that’s a bridge club!

[GovernmentMan]

Great thread

Where can I find a pic of Sue?

[B.Serum]

@Happy_Lendervedder

And that’s a bridge club!

*rimshot"

so to speak…

[astro]

Thank God for these handy informational guides!

Lap Dance Etiquette
Lap Dance Etiquette; What’s a Lap Dance, What to Expect from a Lap Dance, and Lap Dance rules.

[johnpost]

zombie or no

what is with all this spunk hate?

[JRDelirious]

@chacoguy

Thanks for sharing! It was worth the twelve year wait.

To be fair, standards may have changed in the decade-plus hiatus. Research is called for.

[Morbo]

@squeegee

Insert requisite zombie snark.

[ul][li]“Consult your Doctor if your erection lasts more than twelve years”[/li][li]Talk about Necrotic Priapism![/li][li]“An erection begins in the braaaaaaaain”[/li][li]Gimme head 'til I’m undead[/li][/ul]

::drops mic::

[the_diego]

I consider it nothing more than a sexual overture and if it doesn’t lead to the real thing, it’s a waste of time.

[Idle_Thoughts]

Since this thread is over 12 years old, I’m going to close it. If anyone still wants to discuss the OP, make a new thread.