Well, if girls can’t come in and watch, will you at least make videos? I will not miss out on seeing all this guy-guy action going on here! I’m just going to switch back and forth between the lesbian orgy thread and this one!
*Per request of the Dark Queen, matt methodically strips Esprix, Doobieous, and Goboy, and oils them up (“extra virgin” - how ironic), then sits around waiting to be stripped and oiled himself by one of the gorgeous…
uh… gorgeous, oiled, uh…
…dripping, hot… …naked…
…hard…
…muh, muh, muh, men…
…guuuhhhhhh… drool*
Strips Matt down, oils him up, making sure to pay attention to each and every square inch of his supple body.
…Attention turns to the studly goboy, often left out in the gay male doper lists, and says, “looks like you could use a little attention there, sexy…”
*winks and smiles with a suggestive look in his eye…"
You know, oil really isn’t a safe lubricant… but I digress. 
And doobieous, does this mean my fledgling romance is stillborn? I am so upset I could just… just…
{goboy suddenly and swiftly slips (is pushed?) on the oily floor through a side door into a back room where mrvisible and hastur lie in wait}
Oh, looky - you and matt are unescorted. Shall I? <slurp slurp slurp>
Esprix
Yes. You shall. Immediately.
And Esprix? All sex in cyberspace is safe 
grabs Doobieous and puts him in the leather sling
slides Doob’s feet into the sling and blind folds him
alternates between rimming and blowing as he reaches behind him to get the prelubed 7" dildo
gets GoBoy on the trapeze so he can be working Doob’s mouth while the rest is going on
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
all right!
I’m kneeling under the slinged Doob, giving a great blowjob to Hastur, whose attentions with the dildo the aforementioned Doob is obviously enjoying. At the same time I’m jacking off Esprix with one hand and Mrvisible with the other…
…Freyr walks in… “Damn, late again!” (strips off his clothes and oils up his body then slides along the floor paying careful attention to each foot and set of toes he finds)
Aside to Esprix…"it’s true that latex and oil don’t go together well… that’s why I like polyurethane condoms! That’s why we have the bucket full of Astroglide. And here, try this stuff (hands Esprix a 2 liter black bottle) My partner swears by this stuff. He buys it from Germany. Smoothest stuff you’ll ever find!
“Where’s CajunBear? I’ve wanted to lick on his toes since I saw his pic! And careful, GoBoy… YOU’RE next!”
Oh, dear.
{ahem}
What I want to know is, where’s the love? Where’s the romance? Somebody kiss me passionately or I may die!
But, then again, I’m easily distracted by pretty things, and there seem to be a whole room full of them in front of me at the moment… {heh heh heh}
:eek:
Esprix
::: answers Esprix by putting on Tina Turner CD: “What’s Love Got to Do with It” :::
::: slinks out quickly :::
Perse? What “unPolycarpish behavior”?
Why, you want romance, Esprix? Well…
presents Esprix with a large bouquet of roses, hand picked…
:o Aw, how sweet!
{Throws roses behind him, jumps into Doob’s nekkid arms and ravages his hot sweaty body}
See? A little romance just gets me goin’ babe.
Esprix, now expecting flowers at the NoSoCal Dopefest as well 
Breathing the words softly into Esprix’s beautifully-formed ear…
A lovely body… a gorgeous face… a brilliant brain… a generous soul… *slight lick to the curve of his jawline, just below his ear * what I wouldn’t give for a night with you… another, longer lick, reaching almost to his earlobe …I could show you how you’ve touched so many people… play out so many fantasies…
MrVisible, obviously fumbling at the romantic dialog, does the next obvious thing, and, gently taking Esprix’s face in his hands, leans in for a long and sensuous kiss…
I gotta read more romance novels if I’m gonna be doing stuff like this…
Mr. Visible, I think you should get behind the plexiglas in the waiting room. We wouldn’t want you to feel that being gay meant anything about who you are…
clenches rose between teeth and tangoes Matt away
Hastur…
It’s my orgy, and I’ll suck if I want to.
Speaking of… nice tango. Could you show me that one move…?
Woah, down, boy! let’s bring things back down to a nice simmer ;)…
Walks over to esprix, sitting all pretty in the corner…sits down next to him and whispers in his ears, watching the hairs on his neck stand on end, saying…my, what a gorgeous body you have, what i wouldnt give to lay you down on silk sheets, nude, while i drip honey all over your chest and slowly lick it off… all the while running my fingernails lightly along his chest, and running my finger along his lips, down his neck and to his chest, just to make him shudder and shiver in delight
Then saying…perhaps in a candle lit room, with soft music in the back ground, while we spend hours exploring our bodies…continuing to tease esprix, this time by licking behind his ear ever so lightly, while giving him such a devilish look
(and also failing at this romance/erotic stuff too :D)
You rang!
(Hey, I’m married…not dead!)
Typical of boys - they get started ok, then they get all fumbly, then it’s “aw fuck it - get nekkid!”
Not that I mind, mind you…
C’mere, matt - let’s show 'em how us nelly romantic types make love. 
Esprix
It’s Redboss and he’s in leather. Leather cap pulled down so you can’t see his eyebrows but at a slight, raked angle. A battered leather jacket, a well-worn harness over a naked torso, black leather chaps that cling to his thighs, but leave his faded, slightly thread-bare jeans showing through, and boots. Boots that climb almost to his knees. Boots that show the wear of years despite being polished to a high sheen.
Slowly, deliberately, he moves towards the light, his lips in an amused smile, that might seem insulting were it not for the warmth in his eyes. “G’day” he says. “Are we still playing…?”
“I need someone to take my boots off first. Hey you, on the floor, covered with oil. You’ll do.”
“Funny, I thought there’d be more of you. (pause) You’re very quiet…Hello…Is there anyone there…? Have you all gone…? Oh, not again! It’s polishing those boots that does it. Every bloody time. I’ll give it five more minutes, then I’m pissin’ off.”
As he reaches the door, Redboss pauses. He turns back into the room, gasping,gasping and then sneezes loudly. A small object flies across the room, and the Boss disappears. Only the sound of a coin rolling on its edge is heard
Ga-ding, ga-ding, ga-ding. As it settles we are somehow closer and can see that its a shiny new, somewhat moist United States quarter…