Well, I’m impressed. Can you shoot any money out of any other body parts? Redboss? …Redboss!
I have gone home in a sulk to measure my penis. I don’t know why.
K’n I measure it for you? Please? I’m good at it… wriggles up against Redboss
ooh cuddly…warm…mmm…
spreads himself full-length over redboss
grips redboss’s turgid organ
mmm…deep wet kissing…mmm…slurpy chase-the-tongue games…mmm…nice soft hair in my face…mmm…my large soft moustache in his face…mmm…turgid organ making small quivering movements somewhat similar to those observed in many parts of New Zealand just before the 1931 Napier earthquake…mmm…erotic if slightly too erudite thoughts cram into mind…mmm…must take a moment to look meaningfully into matt’s eyes and say something absolutely dead sexy…
looks deeply with a burning, piercing, unwavering gaze directly into matt’s slightly startled, fearful, yet clearly aroused eyes.
Redboss: Did you know there are two hundred and six bones in the human body? Care to try for one more…?
Fascinating. My speciality is actually in linguistics; care to try out some bilabial fricatives?
voiced or unvoiced?
buh…buh…buh…
puh…puh…puh…
oooh c’mon little matt-boy, stick that tongue in…!
gimme a plosive! ooh oohh
c’mon, I want a plosive all over my chest!
oooh ooh
PAH!
I’m not sure if that’s erotic or esoteric…
Esprix
Esprix: both.
Now, how about some copular verbs? 
I’m sorry, but there is entirely not enough sex going on right now. Chop chop, let’s have at it, boys.
Esprix