Excuse me, those are my NIPPLES...

The BBQ Pit
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OK, like, I understand you like to have your nipples played with. Roughly. Like hard biting, twisting, whatnot. I’m down with that. It makes you writhe and moan with delight. Fine, no problem.

But baby, it just ain’t my bag!

So, if you don’t mind, please stop biting, twisting, pulling, scraping, chewing, pinching and otherwise abusing my nipples, or I will rip yours off, and not in a way you would find desirable.

I swear to god, wearing a shirt right now is causing me great pain! :frowning:

Oh, and by the way, if it’s going to take you that long to cum, couldn’t you have told me that before we started? I’m on a deadline, and I told you that right from the start. If you knew it was going to take two hours, why did you come over when you knew I only had one? :dubious:

Bah - inconsiderate sex partners! :mad:

Esprix

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10 bucks if somebody gives Esprix a tittie-twister at the next dopefest he attends and gets a picture. :wink:

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Yeah. Ten from me, too.

And not a digital pic, either. I want a negative.

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I love male nipples. So much fun.

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:mad: :mad:

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ANYBODY touches my nipples, I will hit them.

And I’m NOT kidding.

Esprix

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Feeling a little…sensitive?

Do you find our remarks…chafing?

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Esprix… c’m here a sec… GOTCHA!

SMACK OUCH what did you do that for?! :slight_smile:

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Oh, and I hate to say this, but has anybody else noticed that Esprix seems to be coming off today as just a…

(wait for it)

(keep waiting)

…bit nippy?

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Oh, good lord, does it ever. Keep it up. bliss

Aww… come to Matt, he’ll make your poor nipples feel all riiight. sticks out big flat tongue I can do nice gentle things with my tongue, lips and goatee that will drive you out of your mind. Can Potter help?

:mad: :mad: -> :smiley: :smiley:

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{purrs contentedly}

yasurewhatever…

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So, you had two hours of hot gay sex, and now you’re complaining? [Mama Soprano]Poor you.[/Mama Soprano]

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Sounds like Esprix needs to invest in Nipguards!

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I’m with you Esprix. You leave my nipples alone Mrs Skogcat, and I’ll do whatever you like to yours :slight_smile:

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Miller, I know, poor me, eh? :wink:

lovelee, that’s just so… so… I don’t know what it is! :eek:

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Was just thinking of this thread as I was hanging up the laundry with heavy duty Clothespins :eek:

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Oooh… shibby.

long, slow, gentle sluuuuurrrrrpppp…

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Yup, those are fun too! Leastways, Potter and I think so. I wouldn’t even want to use them to hang up laundry around Esprix right now, tho.

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NURSE!!! BagBalm…STAT!!!

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NURSE!!! BagBalm…STAT!!!