Yeah, matt, my SO likes clothespins too, but not that cheap plastic crap. Off to Home Depot in the morn…
Clothespins?
:eek:
Yeah, at least you guys don’t have to have mammograms!
Actually, guys can get breast cancer…
so might as well enjoy them while i’ve got them…!
We can? Shit, I didn’t know that, seriously.
I knew that. I was just kidding around.
Clothespins. Dammit, that sounds painful. (But then, are guy’s nipples as sensitives as females’?)
You tell me. 
I’ve never had my nipples tweaked, and I’ve never had complaints from ladies who’ve had theirs tweaked!
That’s why she uses the wooden ones. I am a wimp and can only stand the cheap plastic crap.
A Hundred bucks for teeth to nipple torture picture. Bonus for a male or both at the same time.
“Excuse me, those are my NIPPLES”
Oh terribly sorry! <Unhooks end of hammock>
My nipples are incredibly sensitive - not sensitive as in tender and painful; sensitive as in erotic They’re like chest nuts.
File that under A Simpson Shudder…uuuuhhhhuhuhhhhhhh!
I’ll take that challenge.
No offense, my friend, but that’s not very threatening. You weigh, what, half of what I do? 
Soooooooooooo does your lover not speak english?
Me thinks you are the inconsiderate sex partner. You are telling a forum board what you want… and giving your lover hell for not mind reading.
Now, where did I leave my nipple clamps? Oh, yes, in the tool chest, I was using them to help a friend jump-start his car!
Now, Esprix, dear, you were saying?
Hey look everyone! We can close this tread down now. The Voice of Light has spoken!!
Hey look everyone! We can close this thread down now. The Voice of Light has spoken!!
doh!!
Just be careful around open fires.
Yours?.. ah. Ahem. Never mind then… I’ll just put them right back here…
slinks off looking embarrassed
Sorry to hear you’ve got the Purple Nurples, Esprix.
Last time I went pub crawling with my bro in Portland, we saw Sweaty Nipples doing a show. Local music is great.
The timing on this is oh-so-unfortunate.
Here we just had Esprix in a roomfull of bold ass Dopers (Spoofe, where were YOU?) and alas, no nipple twisting.
I weep.