What about Jack Frost’s nipples on your nose?
Well this one did… mostly… 
No, actually, I did tell him. He didn’t seem to want to listen. At the time it wasn’t painful enough to keep yelling, “OUCH!” and spoiling the mood, but afterwards I regretted it. But, really, how many times do I have to remind someone?
Esprix
Sure, your mouth said “No, no!” but your chest said “Yes, yes!”
These are the times that try men’s aureoles…
Regards,
Thomas Pain(e)
I want to make a “tit for tat” joke here but I have too much of a headache to think of a clever way to make it. So I’ll just say “tit for tat” instead.
Tit for tat.
No, I think a tat would hurt even worse.
Hmm… maybe something in a sheriff’s star, or possibly a pencil with the nipple serving as the eraser…
I love this thread! I completely agree with the observations in Esprix’s original post. I’ve had to politely ask women to “KNOCK IT OFF!!” on several occasions.
For more nipple related humor check out these sites that a friend of mine recently sent me. All about mutants with extra nipples (or TRIPLE NIPPLES)
http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/mainpage.html
Did you know Actress Mena Suvari has a triple nipple. I think I love her even more now that I know.
http://itsb.ucsf.edu/~vcr/Actors12.html
Enjoy!
C’Pod
Man, looks like y’all are milking Esprix’s nips for all they’re worth…
Less pain today; however, the groaning you hear is from the puns in this thread.
Esprix
I think we should just nip this one in the bud, Esprix
runs
Obviously the Phantom Nipple-Abuser of San Diego is really a Whiffenpoof:
I dunno - are Whiffenpoof’s Asian?
Esprix
woah, i havent been here long but i always thought u were a dude esprix…
DUDE! He’s the GAY GUY!
Sheesh.
Wait – men have nipples?!?
"My mom used to take messages for me like this: ‘Um,… Suh-cott carred… IS HE THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!’ 'Well, God, mom, I don’t know if he’s the gay. That’s a lot of pressure on just one guy. He has to do the parade all by himself… “I’m here! I’m queer! …I guess I’m the only one.” ’ "
- Margaret Cho
Oh, no - I’m a girl. Why do you ask?
Esprix
So far, Esprix, your nipples have over 850 viewers each. No wonder they’re tender.
By the way, it’s no picnic being on the other side of that fence. I suspect that’s one of the reasons BDSM is so popular (no relation to SDMB). It’s a lot easier to get somebody who’s inclined to apply clamps and hot wax to ease off than it is to keep saying “Do that again, only about three times as hard. No, really. Really, I like it. You have teeth for a reason, bite me, damnit!”
And most of them have been lovingly tweaking him, or his nipples!
I going to the bar. Who wants a Buttery Nipple?