rips off one of Esprix’s nipples and runs like hell
Esprix is a big 'mo, didn’t you know?
Ok… the thought of you being gay never crossed my mind.
I just wanted to mention that the radio was playing Tainted Love while I was reading this thread.
“Don’t touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so . . .
. . . tainted love . . .”
Can we possibly go seven days without an outburst of pissy frustration by the neighborhood drama queen?
You love yourself. We know. Now fuck off.
coosa, I can do you one better – what I was listening to was “Love Bites” 
Kang and Kodos, would you be so kind as to point me to a thread in which you have said one fucking positive useful thing in re the topic under discussion? It’s entirely possible you might have done so, but it’s certainly slipped my notice. I think most of us could easily find interesting and valuable material posted by Esprix that has enlightened us, amused us, or both. The overwhelming majority of members seem to like the community, sharing the joys and sorrows, petty gripes and amusements of our fellow Dopers. Whatever bug has crawled up your collective asses is in dire need of a proctologist’s services; it seems to have died and poisoned your spleen.
All I’m saying is, If Esprix and Lucki ever got together and expressed their mutual unhappiness together in private, this board would be greatly improved.
I’m not saying suicide pact, but that IS an option.
Yer funny!
Can I use this as my new sig? I swear to God, no one has EVER said this to me before!
Esprix
“He was a drama queen
Posted sweet, over seventeen…”
See, even if you try to take the Kang and Kodos post to heart, you still wind up with an Abba song.
Sorry, Esprix, but it’s Abba. I have to say you’re disallowed from using the new sig.
(Oh, and I’m guessing Kang didn’t get enough of a warning here to satisfy him. What a pity.)
Aw, 2trew, yer no fun. 
Esprix, ABBA-esque
How would you know? According to reports from others, seeing me dance to an Abba song is quite a lot of fun.
Well, it’s fun or it’s just disturbing. I choose to be optimistic.
Well, that definitely puts a whole nother twist on “Dancing Queen”!! 
::: ducks and runs ::::
To do list:
Finish knitting pi shawl.
End racism.
End sexism.
End homophobia.
Kill Polycarp.
CJ
I hope everyone around here knows not to take that last item seriously.
So… you weren’t tipped off by the “Ask the gay guy!” links in his sig?
Okay, this statement crashed my brain, and I was forced to reboot.
Request for Esprix: Come out of the closet, please. I’m sick of you trying to hide your sexuality.
Kang and kodos: Fuck off. If you’ve got nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
HEY! :mad: Don’t I get to be in the Drama Queen Alliance too??!!
O.o pi shawl? shawl emblazoned with the number pi? this sounds intriguing.