When come back bring pi shawl!
(sorry, I’m just tired of everyone else getting to it first)
Esprix,
Helpful advice from a woman who nursed a baby (making nipples unhappy for a period of time):
There are a couple of brands, and you can usually find it in Target near the bottles, with the other breastfeeding stuff.
Now back to the regularly scheduled making fun of Esprix with Esprix…
I’ts an exclamation, used in embarrassed modesty:
A: “You’re so kind to do that for me!”
B: “Oh, pi shawl, it was nothing, really!”
I hear those things take, like, 3.1415 months to knit.
Right, and the rest of us want to make cruel jokes about Esprix’s nipples, so Kang and Kodos, be off with you.
Regards,
Shodan
I’m glad you’ve got your priorities in order, Shodan.
Esprix
Am I the only one who was disappointed that the word “my” in the OP was merely underlined, and not a link?
Yes, yes you are.
Esprix to his nipples -
[ul]
[li]Hi, nipple![/li][li]Hi, nipple![/li][li]Hi, Opal![/li][/ul]
Regards,
Shodan
I for one do not want to know which part of his anatomy Esprix has named “Opal.”
Well, if you get those four things cleaned up first, I’ll be glad to go! But lemme help on the three middle items, first, if’n you don’t mind! 
Well Esprix it has been a day or so now, how are the old nips feeling? I know it hurts at first, but give it time I’m sure you’ll get to like it. When you do, go to Orchard Supply Hardware for all your nipple torture requirements;)
Cheers, Bippy
Oh and if he turns out to be “your one true love” [tm] then all bets are off, since your nipples will be his and VICE-a-versa
Feeling much better today. I’m so touched by everyone’s concern I could just lactate.
Esprix
I havent been here very long, so dont shoot me for not knowing someone isnt gay… geezy weezy!
Don’t sweat it, rorrim – it’s just that Esprix has had four very long Ask the Gay Guy threads, which he links to in his sig, and has often been accused of talking about nothing except homosexuality on various occasions. So your comment, while understandable under the circumstances, was akin to someone saying “You mean the Pope is Catholic?”
We laugh, we move on…
Actually, I came across the Ask The Gay Guy threads when I first signed up here, and I found them very educational and interesting. I strongly recommend them.
As for the pi shawl, it really is my current knitting project, and it’s based on the simple principle that as the radius of a circle doubles, so does the circumference. I figured it’d be perfect to wear to Dopefests and Mensa RGs. I’ll see if I can get a picture of it on-line when it’s finished.
Esprix, I really do sympathize – I swear mine have been bruised once or twice, but in my case it was fun at the time. :o On the other hand, it sounds like your relationship might be lacing something.
CJ