An elderly British couple in their 70s has been arrested on drug charges in Portugal after a “large amount of cocaine” was found in their cabin.
The senior citizens were in the “Marco Polo” cruise ship, on their way back from the Caribbean.
https://edition-m.cnn.com/2018/12/11/europe/cruise-ship-cocaine-haul-gbr-scli-intl/index.html
Obviously, cruises are more hardcore fun than I thought…!