Larry Flynt offers $1 million for stories of illicit sex with Congresscritters

Or with any high-ranking U.S. official. See here.

That ad ran last weekend in the Washington Post. According to this, Flynt has already received more than 200 leads, 80% of them on Republicans.

This will be so much fun to watch! :smiley:

He’s done this before, and with some results, though I don’t recall the specifics.

Third bullet here.

This time, he is not specifically targeting Republicans. Nevertheless . . .

I gotta admit, I love Larry Flynt. Sure, he’s a creepy perv, but he keeps the First Amendment alive and well!

Say, do any Dopers have the kind of story Flynt is looking for?

I once danced with a rather pretty junior member of staff from the US Consulate in Edinburgh. Might that be worth $50 or so?

Hell, he’ll be broke before long.

I’m sure he thought of that. The ad says “up to” $1M.

Meaning, more for Pubbies, probably.

In case any congresscritters are reading this: I’m easy!

I’ve been wondering what constitutes documented proof of a liaison, and also, who keeps that kind of thing?

I do. I make any potential sexual partners sign waivers* (exonerating me from liability in the event of STDs, pregnancy, etc.), NDAs, and contracts preventing them from reneging or changing their mind after the fact and accusing me of non-consensual activity. I also get an ID/birth certificate, copies of their health insurance, medical history, and criminal records before moving forward. It’s just standard procedure - you have to protect yourself these days.
*I realize that such an agreement certainly would not hold up in court, but I’m trying to make a joke here so give me a little leeway

A million dollars? For that kind of money there’s probably congressmen willing to have illicit sex with Larry himself.

I’m with you … on both points! :smiley: You can’t say he doesn’t put his money where his mouth is, or where lots of other people’s mouths are, as the case may be.

Update: It’s starting to bear fruit. :smiley:

Relevant Pit thread.

Ask not for whom the Banshee howls, sucka–it howls for thee!

All those Congressional Subcomittee grillings–what comes around, goes around.

Who? Well, the kind of gal that takes her tacky, clearance rack, cum covered Gap dress and gives it to her mom as a gift, of course.

Larry Flynt said on an NPR interview that he was besmirched as a “bottom feeder”. Mr. Flint retorts “I might be a bottom feeder, but look at what I find when I get there.”