Well, I had!
The dream starts in that fuzzy manner all dreams start - you don’t quite remember the beginning. What I do remember was that it was sort of like a movie, which I was either watching or being part of - in that dreamlike manner where you can’t be quite sure. It’s sort of a teen movie, and I’m the protagonist - nerdy kinda guy. I remember two scenes from the movie. In one of them, the protagonist/me has this girl he fancies telling him she’s moving away and he never really had a chance. In the second, the protagonist (at this scene it’s clear I’m just watching it) has another girl, is standing in some kind of a line and telling some kind of a strange joke, which I don’t remember but which was very strange indeed. I don’t know any of the people in the movie IRL.
I wake up. I think “That was a strange dream”. I get to computer, log to either Poly or Straight Dope and start to find information about the movie. Amazon has some specs - it’s called “Homeownership 2”, is indeed a teen movie, and one of the actors is Susan Sarandon. (No, I don’t know what she was playing). Suddenly, I notice I only have a few minutes to get to the bus to go to school. I run through the kitchen, grab a piece of bread, and stuff it in my mouth as I run to toilet to take a whiz. However, the pee is coming annoyingly slowly.
I REALLY wake up. I think “DAMN that was a strange dream”. I pace around a bit, then write the whole dream (or the parts I can remember) up so I won’t forget it. The, about a hour later, I manage to get sleep again.
