Late stage capitalism takes a weird turn

Sounds just like what a bunch of fart-sniffers would do.

Smeeeel-li-bate good times, come on!
It’s a smellibation!

Sounds like a Mel Brooks comedy.

He’s a smart feller. Heh

So what’s Steph been up to in the last year?

According to this interview, she’s expanded beyond selling her farts. In the last year, she’s sold:

Her boob sweat (for one hundred dollars)
Her old mattress (for ten thousand dollars)
The cemetery plot next to hers (for one hundred thousand dollars)

And took some time to give back to society by judging a butthole contest.

It was a pretty even split between men and women, and it was based on several factors: Shade of butthole, the amount of spokes on the butthole, and then personality, because every single butthole has a different kind of personality.

this - quite logical proposal - would not have made the news-circle … you see???