Latest stupid commercial thread

It’s creepy

There’s a series of beer commercials (for Coors or Coors Light, I think) that show people ice climbing and mountaineering and such, and then they’ll pop through a door and it turns out they’re just delivering a couple beers to bar or convenience store. Forget about it; I don’t want to put someone to that much trouble. “I’ll have a Coors. Oh, a guy has to climb all the way up a mountain to bring it here? Just bring me something else.”

There’s a radio PSA running constantly about quickly recognizing the signs of stroke. One woman asks her friend multiple times about what’s wrong with her, while the other woman can’t speak but you overhear her thought “I’m having a stroke”. First off the first woman sounds like a total idiot. Secondly the phrase “I’m having a stroke” gets repeated so many times it verges on comedy.

I must be watching too much tv – I know all the commercials you’re mentioning and I pretty much want to kick all those people to death.

But the most deserving by far are these two, courtesy of the Georgia Lottery.

I hate the “buzzed driving” radio PSA where these two airheads get into an accident and the one breaks her arm, then pretends she didn’t because her idiot friend was only buzzed. There are similar ads on TV sometimes, but this one is just extra annoying because of the fake “in pain” sounds the girl is making in the ad.

Okay, so I actually paid attention this time, and they do say at first something about hybrids. So the “gas model” comment does make sense. That’ll teach me to pay attention to commercials.

I think you’re thinking of Empty Nest not The Golden Girls.

He was also in The Golden Girls.

I had to look it up, I swear!

You’re right. And it looks like he played two different characters, including the same one he played in Empty Nest. But, it looks like he was only in two episodes though.

Isn’t that what the dog is for?:stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, he’s the kinda guy the French police round up when they say “the usual suspects” the guy you dial 911 on if you see him loitering near a playground, etc.

You owe me a new keyboard, damn you. :cool:

Plus the fact that it basically says that you should drink their beer ice ice ice cold so that you can’t taste the shittiness.

Yes but then you need to pick up the popcorn later on in the yard. Much easier to use the dustbuster.

Those Budweiser adds that encourage superstitions , e.g. , going into the basement causes your team to score . Are not the people of the United States not already so stupid and illogically superstitious without being encouraged by a brewer of bad beers ?
" It’s only weird if it doesn’t work . " Foisting THAT on an ignorant America is a crime !

I hate most ads, but I really hate those commercials for the credit cards with points that make it seem like the points are free. There’s a few of them, one where two girlfriends are talking and one of them says that the boyfriend is just using you so that he can get more points on his credit card. The other one where a father has agreed to buy all of these tickets to a show and they should invite more people so that he can get more points.

Does anyone not realize that the points are equivalent to a percent or two off of your purchase price?

…therefore, keep drinking our tasteless swill in hopes that your pathetic vicarious thrills can be fulfilled.

better hope nobody falls on a bottle of Budwieser during the superbowl while their team is winning. Bend over, this buds for your.

“Owwww, my arm! I think it’s broken!”
“Can you bend it?”
“It’s already bent…in the wrong direction!”
:smiley:

Well, it *is *beer.

D & R.