Don’t know whether this has been mentioned yet.
There’s a promotion for Golden Girls re-runs, about each of them having four friends. Really, four? Wouldn’t that add up to five Golden Girls?
There’s a commercial running now for one of those watches that pairs with your smart phone. (I don’t know which brand so I can’t find a link to it.)
It shows a woman’s hand holding a cell phone. She gets a call. Did I mention she is holding the cell phone? So when the phone rings, she turns her wrist, revealing the watch she is wearing on the same hand in which she is holding her phone, and uses the watch to answer the call, instead of using the phone that she is holding in her hand.
Drives me nuts.
You forget Fonzie.
Heeyyy!
Is that where they say something like, why have 1 friend when you can have 4? I always took that to mean that the 4 of them were there to be your friend. (you the viewer being the 5th one)
I like my Fonzie idea better. 
Naturally. My interpretation is clearly inferior to yours. 
I did. One of the most WTF ads in recent memory, I think.
But it did make me laugh.
Sorry boys. I already stuck a flag in her and claimed her for Glinleyland.
All the Toyota commercials with Jan the hot receptionist get on my nerves. Particularly since I remember when they first started using the actress on their commercials, and she wasn’t any kind of receptionist or anything, just a lady talking about how great Toyotas were. Now she’s apparently got a job at the local dealership … BECAUSE SHE LOVES TOYOTAS SO MUCH!
Although the one commercial with the other woman who says how she’s lucked out again with the Toyota deal, and her man shows up with a puppy and a mochacchino, and Jan just looks at them … you can practically see her ovaries exploding just from the look on her face. That’s good acting.
Speaking of car commercials, how about the Nissan Rogue with the smarmy chick jumping the car on top of a train to get to work faster (“Oh, are we early?” Punch her in the face, passenger guy!)? Not a terribly awful ad, per se, but it’s EVERYWHERE and on CONSTANTLY. Heck, our local movie theatre plays it TWICE before every feature.
I ‘heart’ my LAX
printed on a t-shirt
drawn in the wet sand at the beach
is it for LaCrosse? nooooooo
is it for the airport? nooooooo
It’s for Miralax, a laxitive
I know constipation is a miserable condition
but who runs around proclaiming their love for shit pills
You da man!
The latest round of Lincoln commercials bug me. Cute couple (on in one case, Santa) interviewing two luxury cars to figure out which one to buy. Nevermind that cars are inanimate objects, we’ll let that go.
So they ask, “Which one of you has a starting price exactly the same as your gas model?”
Wait, wtf is a gas model? I’ve never heard of a gas model before. Oh, you mean gas mileage.
Okay, why is it important that their starting price exactly matches their mileage?
Let’s see, either you get a good price and their gas mileage is lousy (18 mpg in the city), or you get great gas mileage and the car costs out the wazoo. Yeah, that’s a great sales strategy.
Really, WTF?
Is that the SUV one? I believe they’re comparing their gas/electric hybrid to the gas only model.
Just saw one with some girl saying to the camera, “I didn’t know KFC did LUNCH!” And going on about how KFC needs a new advertising department because no one knows that KFC is open for lunch. Really? Every KFC I’ve ever been to for years has been open for lunch. WTF?
People with bulimia?
Hell, that lizard was once annoyed by people confusing him with an insurance company and now I think he’s the CEO or something.
Even after having seen this commercial dozens of times, my first thought is always you love Los Angeles airport? There is some irony involving shitiness, but I can’t be arsed to come up with it at the moment.
Navigating your way through LAX, the horrific traffic, long lines and everything else. By the time your flight takes off, it’s as big a relief as taking care of week long constipation.
The commercials aren’t particularly clever, but I do love Jan.
here it is. This was a truly disturbing commercial that makes me want to go to the store and smash anything with their brand on it.