Could you please translate for me into Latin the immortal words of the late, great Allan Arbus :** Ladies & gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.** to use as my signature for awhile? I’d do it myself, but I only had one semester of Latin & we didin’t get to that bit 
Viri feminaeque, meum admonitum capite, tuas bracas detrahite et in gelu labimini.
Shit, vestras bracas for the plural your
Let’s get this party started with some Latin stripping!
Just as a note, the more popular word for advice is “consilium”, but if that shows up with capere ("to take ") it becomes an idiom and means to make a plan.
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YourAdHere, Gratias tibi valde!