He wasn’t even an Arab! Or Persian! Or Turkish! In fact he was Welsh, though I grant his complexion may have been darkened to appear more Mediterranean by the sun. I am outraged!
Yes! And…?
… Jesus wasn’t White!
The Tooth Fairy is not real either… Santa Claus doen’t live at the North Pole…
That’s a lie, every word of it! His first name wasn’t Lawrence, he wasn’t Arabian, and since when was he an ‘of’? I’m twice the of he ever was.
I may have gone to school with Lorenzo Varabya.
But the movie was Great!
Sloppy motorcyclist, though.
I guess it’s Great Week.
He was a real Tool.
After all, in Arabia he was legally obliged to be Sober.
Groucho Marx once commented on Peter O’Toole’s name being redundant.
What next, Harry wasn’t a Potter?
In the village my grandparents came from, the O’Toole family never failed to point out that the name (“Of The Tool”) referred to the patriarch of their family being one of the first to be conceived by artificial insemination. Back then, I’m sure it was just a turkey baster, but that didn’t stop them from bragging. I guess they felt that meant they were ahead tech-wise since Ye Olden Dayes.
We really think this concept is funny enough to support a second spoof thread?
So, what you’re saying is that you don’t think this is a terribly great idea?
It is time to clear this up. I prefer movies based on true stories like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Night of the Living Dead. I hate finding out they just made things up like Lawrence being Arabian.
Funny, he doesn’t look Arabian!
Well he did in the white pajamas and hood thing. Most Arabs have blue eyes don’t they?
Hurray! Another stupid fucking ass thread in the pit.
Yes. That’s why Arabian women have to cover their faces.
Who wears a white robe and rides a pig? Lawrence of West Virginia!