These “dumb law” sites are ridiculous!! Half of these have just passed from word of mouth, to one spam email after another, and now to their own website. They change around things to make them seem ridiculous.
In a previous thread, someone used a humorous example:
"If there is a law forbidding animals from peeing on a fire hydrant, the Dumb Law site will say ‘It is illegal in Arizona for an alligator to pee on a fire hydrant’ " [or something about an alligator… anyway, same point]
That’s what they do for most of them. The others, I think are divided between ones that are total nonsense and others that are total lies! You would think a site making such ridiculous claims would give more sites, but NO!
They did give one site on the Dumb Laws of Florida page.
They said: “It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road”
They backed it up with their version of the statute:
“861.07 Obstructing wagon roads.–Whenever any tie cutter or log cutter cutting ties for a railroad. . .”
The actual statute is titled “861.07 Obstructing roads.”
This statute makes it illegal for people who cut down trees that block the ANY road. Since ANY road includes “wagon roads”, they mention wagon roads. This makes the entire site suspect.
Here’s a few more:
“Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.”
Could this be because it is illegal to have sex with any animal???
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
No it’s not. I would like to see where they got this from. SS. 316.0085 even specifically encourages cities or schools to open skateboarding facilities. They give a list of requirements for the participants like “Skate withing your limits” and such, and there is no mention of skaters needing a license.
*A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. *
Please!! Every dumb law list has this one. I am begining to think that they just write it down after reading it on the last list without ever really checking the validity. I challenge any person to find this one!!
*When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. *…well ok, technically. But that’s “case law” not statutory law.
*Oral sex is illegal. *
See above.
*You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. *
I’m not sure if this is even ‘case law’, but I know it’s not on the books.
*You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. *
::Sigh::
When I found the following, the site completely lost what little credibility it had left.
Not only is there no such law, there is no such f*cking city!!! There is no city of ‘Tampa Bay’. Furthermore, there is no book of ordinances for ‘Tampa Bay’. There is no governing body in charge of ‘Tampa Bay’ to even make or enforce laws.
Talk about spreading ignorance like the plague!!!