Lays, you ain't fooling no one.

The BBQ Pit
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Lays proudly introduces the new stackable snack; that’s right, Stax brand potato crisps.

America’s favorite snack now comes in Stax!

They’re fucking Pringles!!
Pringles!!
We’ve had Pringles since the advent of time! There is nothing new about Stax!! There is nothing to introduce.

What’s next? Lays groundbreaking marketing breakthrough, that exciting new breakfast treat: Holios. It’s fried dough with a whole in the middle.
Boing. What will we think of next?
Has Corporate America finally run out of ideas? We can only hope so.

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I wish my life was as great as yours.

Really.

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Hell, I wish my life was as great as you think it is.

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Holios…

~laughs hysterically~

No really…damn that was funny!

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You didn’t tell us, though: Can you stack them all saddle-like on your tongue?

Pringles aren’t even real chips. They’re made from potato flakes (a Canadian innovation!) and seasoned on the side that fits on your tongue only. Somehow, it makes me sad.

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Are those Great Corn-Holios?

If so, they’d better come with TP. :smiley:

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Two words:

Baked Lays

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Two words:

Vah-mit!

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On my tongue? Yes. All of them. At once.

Stax aren’t chips either they are quite clearly referred to as “potato crisps.”

I don’t know from seasoning.

(actually I’ve never had them, so I don’t know if they are just like Pringles … but close enough for punk rock, knowwhadamsayin’?)

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But can you use “Stax” containers as directional antennas when building a wireless network, like a Pringles canister?

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And here I thought someone was only just know getting the concept that both characters were Dana Carvey. :wink:

Glad to see I’m not the only one confused by all this.

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Well, the lining makes is one of the most effective insulators from the aliens’ mind rays! :wink:

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No one’s even mentioned the HORRIBLE commercials for this stuff. Dana Carvey lost every single inkling of “funny” he ever had after the release of Wayne’s World.

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Well, no one had mentioned it when I began that post at least.

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Are you threatening me?

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Is Holios the answer to the age-old question, what would Jesus eat? ;j

(and the Dana Carvey thing just freaks me out)

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Gee, and I thought this thread would be about how you were able to eat just one Lay’s potato chip…

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I’m so glad someone else ranted about this, I thought I was losing my mind when I started shouting at the TV: those are fucking PRINGLES, man!

If it’s so easy to steal someone else’s product, why the hell did it take them so long to do it?

:confused:

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I had to try them. So here’s the deal: They come in a plastic container (no antenna action), are slightly thicker than pringles, and taste like stale index cards- with a small stripe of “BBQ” dust rinning down the middle.

My ass has not yet exploded, so I guess they’re safe to eat.

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Time began in 1968?
Cool!:cool: