Are Xian c*cksuckers trying to emulate “Virgin” Mary? 
dlv: Bride of Christ on a souped-up hot rod, what’s your problem? Fiancee leave you at the altar to become a nun? Catholic-school graduate who never found one of the ‘wild girls’?
I’ve seen you make interesting and witty posts before, but not in this thread, not by a longshot.
JMCJ
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What’s the point of putting interesting and/or witty posts in a troll thead?
All threads should be interesting.
The overwhelmingly vast majority of posts should be witty.
Here, you have been neither. Since you have, indeed, demonstrated elsewhere that you can display intelligence, this thread is simply sad.
Tom~
Tom,
Velikovsky said something about everything. What did Velikovsky say about oral sex?
I was looking up some stats about this thread when I ran across this and thought it odd. http://www.heinvites.org/topic.php3/0094.html
Other than that I’m not getting involved.
“Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…”
Tom Waits
This post removed for general ugliness, together with the poster.
As a God-fearing, church-going born-again Christian, I cannot permit the Pit to be used to make fun of our God-sanctioned sexual practices.
your humble TuberDiva
Admonisher
The Straight Dope
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Wow. That’s one big ol’ corncob ya got up there, dlv.
Hmmm, impersonating a board administrator. Sounds like a TOS-able offense, if the jerk were on AOL, which of course we can’t know, given that s/he has not the guts to post an email addy. ::yawn:: Another coward being an asshole while hiding behind anonymity.
Ms. TubaDiva – the real? – You had the opportunity to close this thread a while ago and out of the goodness of your heart decided not to. Maybe it’s time to reconsider?
-Melin
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DLV, this wasn’t funny the first time you posted it and it’s still not appropriate.
Remember our first rule: “Don’t be a jerk.”
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
The Straight Dope
BTW, the second rule is “Don’t screw with the moderators and administrators.”
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I could like her…
dvl said:
yeah, and he said it’s obvious ur head impacted with Uranus.
Anyone who would so proudly post mocking sexual references about someone who stated they were a victim of molestation has got to be the lowest, most heartless, form of scum-bucket in existence.
I am closing this thread, for obvious reasons. I’m also voiding a certain someone’s posting privileges, until that someone writes a VERY SINCERE letter to the person he impersonated, and copies me on it.
Impersonating a moderator or administrator is NOT a good idea.
Lynn
Administrator
For the Straight Dope