I live for Wednesdays…
ummmmmm OKAY 
Hope you have a great Wednesdays 
I believe this is the explanation, and a fine one it is.
Mais oui
Yeah, but what’s with this week’s and last week’s horoscopes?
I don’t know. They look normal to me.
It’s a pretty weak Jean Teasdale this week, but you have to admit there’s a seed of brilliance in “Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic”.
Well of course as soon as I linked to the offending pages, they changed them.
(When this week’s edition first came out, it still had last week’s horoscopes. Really. I swear!* Why are you all looking at me like that?)
*Well, OK, I affirm.
You sure you’re feeling all right?
Maybe I’m just jaded, but a fairly weak episode this week. Aside form the Manic-Depressive dude.
I’m still just ecstatic that I was able to answer the name-that-tune quiz in the horoscope a few weeks back. Song name, album, and artist. Go me! 
“Office Janitor Asks To Work From Home”
Bwhaa!
I must be simple.
I sent my mom the Bob Hope infographic.