Learning for Losers

The Learning Annex is truly for the desparate who will cling to any chance at improving their pathetic lives. At least it appears that way from a sampling of the courses offered. They include:[ul]
[li]How to Ride a Bicycle[/li][li]Get Yourself on Oprah[/li][li]Learn Gift Wrapping[/li][li]Brain Upgrade Seminar[/li][li]How to Read the Wall Street Journal[/li][li]How to Attract and Date Asian Women[/li][/ul]But my favorite is:

Yes, you can learn to scam people out of their money, the same way we’ve just scammed you!