Vincent the Vegetable Vampire.
Why do I still remember this when I can’t remember where I put my car keys?
What about the Vampire (Count) in the Bugs Bunny cartoon series…
Use to wear a stove top hat and when he morf he’d be a bat with a hat…
Never could catch that darn wabbit…
I win right?
A-wooooooooooooo!
And then there’s Nicolas Cage, running down the street like a girl, yelling, “I’m a vampire! I’m a vampire!”
Jeffrey Tambor as a vampire in Saturday the 14th. Trying to make a scary face to the sound effects of an 18-wheeler big rig speeding down the highway. Hilarious.
Damn you, Little Nemo!
But I seem to remember another vampire book for children. Was it “I was a teenage vampire”? Something like that. Sort of a “Teenwolf” that involved vampires, was a book, and I believe was set in middle school.
Anyone?
Has anyone ever read Johen Vasquez? A comic book artist out of SJ. Very dark yet funny stuff. Anyway. He had one comic where a goth boy asks to be bitten by a vampire. The vampire bites him, and he instatly becomes a hideous looking hippo-sorta freak. With fangs the size of tusks, bulging eyes, and an egg-like skull. The vampire tells him that with time he’ll become beautiful. Instead, he just gets more freakish. When he tries to feed, his “fang” punctures the entire skull of someone. Pretty funny, unscary stuff. He ends up with kids pointing and laughing at him 5000 years later.
:-[ <----- 
The movie is titled “Once Bitten.”
How about Lestat from Interview of A Vampire? Oh wait… no… SHIT NO! That scared the hell out of me.
ARRRGGGGG!! The post I was quoting above, was by KKBattousai
My vote would be the vampire on the old Archies Saturday morning cartoon. They had a “Frankenstein”, a mummy, a wolfman (drove a hotrod made from bones) and a pathetic excuse of a vampire. They, of course, had a “rock” band…urk.
Oh yeh, Sabrina and The Groovy Ghoulies (and has a title ever given more warning?) The vampire was called “Drac” I believe, and he was the erstwhile leader of the freak show at Horrible Hall.
Two classics: Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theatre on SCTV. He’d always start by telling the kids he had a REALLY scary story for them today, then proceed to read something like the Three Little Pigs.
In the same vein (heh) we had “The Count”, from The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, although he was a cross between a Vampire and Dr. Frankenstein. Brucie!
How about the vampire that appeared on Animaniacs? He seemed to be sort of the Elmer Fudd of vampires.