Least sexy video?

Ouch. I think my knees are bruised from slamming together so hard.

Goth cheerleaders, crazy-eyed Kurt Cobain, sexy, sexy mop-dancing janitor… the list is neverending.

Tool videos are definitely up there.

I would add Metallica’s Unforgiven and One.

How about “Luka” by the Lemonheads?

Or the Replacements' "Bastards of Young"?
And in the "This is just WEIRD" department, this 1970 gem (?) from Ed Sullivan