Left Hand of Dorkness is the most dangerous poster on this board

:sigh:

It just wouldn’t be the same.

Besides, in seriousness, I’m not eager to pit you. I can recall being on opposite sides of many debates, but nothing sticks out in my memory of you being anything but a fair and worthy opponent.

Yuck. This is why I stay out of MPSIMS. It gets so lovey dovey in here that you get sticky with it. I need a shower.

Wait. I’ve got an idea…

** Debaser takes his wagon full of explosives and weapons and heads off to the pit to make a pro-Bush post **

:smiley:

For some reason the first image that popped into my mind when I read the OP was of a wise old man (that’s Bricker), calmly giving advice from a raft on the high seas, while a shark’s fin with LHoD tattoed on it circles around him. I’m not a veteran or a heavyweight here, but I know smarties when I sees them, and the SDMB is chock full, and Lefty is in the first row.

That’s because “Left hand of Dickness” is reserved for you-know-who.

Fucking 99ers. Make me sick, they do.

Lefty is a hypocritical, disgusting bunnylover. Plus, one time, at band camp, he farted and blamed it on another guy.

We’re like that in the wind section.

Daniel

Pungent, too.

Congrat’s LHoD! Bricker, Polycarp and other great and respected minds. You can be proud and rightly so. High praise indeed.
Nic
Oh, and Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or whichever applies.

[Moderator hat off]

To show you how much I think of LHoD-- when we were looking for new Mods here a few months ago, my first thought was of him.

How could anyone be that even tempered? I always thought that bibliophage, my hero, was the most even-tempered, well-spoken person on the boards. Of course, since I mainly stayed in GQ, that was a given.

But in fairness to the boards and to Daniel, I immediately rejected the thought of proposing him for becoming a moderator on the boards. Why?

Because the boards would lose a person that is everything Bricker says he is. He would become a functionary, and the boards would be the poorer.

So, Daniel, here’s to you and your spirit–the same kind of spirit which lives in tomndebb and bibliophage and a handful of posters on this board. Long may you(collectively) post.

[Moderator hat /OFF]

I always thought he was the most dangerous poster as well. Not just because he’s good in a debate, but because he killed my Dad.