Will someone buy me some alcohol so I can get drunk and post? I’m too cheap to buy more than a 12-pack every month or so.
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Will someone buy me some alcohol so I can get drunk and post? I’m too cheap to buy more than a 12-pack every month or so.
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Get yourself some corn, a kettle, a still, etc and have at it!
They won’t let me drink at work. 
I no longer have a computer at home. Yet another thing in the long line of crappy things that have been going on in my life. So I’m guessing any of the other places that I post from would likely frown on drunkenness.
Truthfully, I don’t ever drink much anyway.
Do they frown at drunkeness at the public library? As long as you’re quiet, you’ll be cool.
Do we we used to do. Buy a slurpee dump it out and fill with beer then go to the library. Only we didn’t go to the library.
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I’m always impressed by drunk posters. If I’m drunk enough that I can’t type, I get frustrated because I can’t type and give up on posting. Even drunk, I’m a perfectionist.
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Funny, my drunk grammar and typing skillz are impeckable.
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Do we we used to do. Buy a slurpee dump it out and fill with beer then go to the library. Only we didn’t go to the library.
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If you weren’t going to the library, why’d you dump the Slurpee out?
You should have just mixed them. 
You should never drink the bong water.
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Do we we used to do.
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Welcome to the thread. 
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If I’m drunk enough that I can’t type, I get frustrated because I can’t type and give up on posting.
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Amateur. Drunk typing is an essential skill for the modern wino. Poor typing interferes with the bullshit.
And no, I am in fact stone cold sober. And at work. But not jealous. Oh, no.
I am not sure if I am legal or not, I obviously need another shot…
OK probably legal now
Anybody know if vodka and squid go together? That’s about all I have left in the fridge.