[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
What’s the point of telling people what a selfish bad-ass you used to be? Is that something the church wants you to do? I would think you’d want to keep that on the Q.T.
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He gets extra Paradise Points™ if he uses every opportunity to:
A) Tell us what a BadAss he used to be;
B) Use the word “Him” twice in a post;
C) Urge someone to “Stand Tall”;
D) Make a completely non-sensical religious reference;
E) Assert that askeptic hates him.
[QUOTE=begbert2]
Dude, he’s telling you Jesus saved him, from being a ‘badass’. How can you know the magnitude of Jesus’s saving power until you have been informed of how un-saved he was prior to the saving thing?
Plus he might be bragging, since he is emphasizing it rather hard - badass is cool, right? Additionally he seems to be using it as an indirect method of ad-homineming RedFury. But either way, there’s a straightforward prostelytizing reason to assert your prior badassosity.
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I think you hit the nail on the head. All this talk of baddassciousness has a decidedly threatening tone to it. Which not only wades back into the badass pool, but hovers around that pride sin just a bit as well, doesn’t it?
[QUOTE=askeptic]
He gets extra Paradise Points™ if he uses every opportunity to:
A) Tell us what a BadAss he used to be;
B) Use the word “Him” twice in a post;
C) Urge someone to “Stand Tall”;
D) Make a completely non-sensical religious reference;
E) Assert that askeptic hates him.
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Heh-heh. Paradise Points. I think I love you a little (but not in a goddy way).
[QUOTE=askeptic]
He gets extra Paradise Points™ if he uses every opportunity to:
A) Tell us what a BadAss he used to be;
B) Use the word “Him” twice in a post;
C) Urge someone to “Stand Tall”;
D) Make a completely non-sensical religious reference;
E) Assert that askeptic hates him.
[/QUOTE]
I’m still a badass. It doesn’t go away like some pissant fake disease you confess to your mommy or a psychiatrist. It’s a FUCKING STATE OF BEING. I fight to keep it at bay every day. Don’t think little pussys like you don’t test me. All you have is your words. No balls, nothing else, and don’t think your weak ass words make you a man. Dude, Please, stand up and be honorable. Don’t let your weak bullshit define you. I promise you, some day a man will make you eat your weak ass bullshit if you have the balls to speak them in RL. I wish I knew that you speak your words of hate in RL. But please, We both know they are your intranet fantasy. Don’t let it eat you alive. You can stand tall like a man. The next time somebody fucks you, tell them. Don’t let your weakness define you. If you get your ass beat, so be it! I have been beat down like a bitch many times. Do you think beating someone will make you a man? Get balls and see for yourself.
It’s just another event you have to live with.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I’m still a badass. It doesn’t go away like some pissant fake disease you confess to your mommy or a psychiatrist. It’s a FUCKING STATE OF BEING. I fight to keep it at bay every day. Don’t think little pussys like you don’t test me. All you have is your words. No balls, nothing else, and don’t think your weak ass words make you a man. Dude, Please, stand up and be honorable. Don’t let your weak bullshit define you. I promise you, some day a man will make you eat your weak ass bullshit if you have the balls to speak them in RL. I wish I knew that you speak your words of hate in RL. But please, We both know they are your intranet fantasy. Don’t let it eat you alive. You can stand tall like a man. The next time somebody fucks you, tell them. Don’t let your weakness define you. If you get your ass beat, so be it! I have been beat down like a bitch many times. Do you think beating someone will make you a man? Get balls and see for yourself.
It’s just another event you have to live with.
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Damn straight. Og, I wish I could write posts as thoroughly badass as that. Though I must admit, using the word “damn” did send a little shiver of badassy goodness through me. I think my jaw got just a little squarer and more resolute by typing it.
You know Ass I’m really done replying to your weak ass. Every time I do it’s like you get another point. So Peace Be With You. You are lost in your own childish bullshit. Please don’t stop with your hate, though, If it gives you what you need to feel like a man, then so be it. I wish that men? like you could be men and stand for what is right, because that would make the world a better place to be, but it is in my mind. Just a wisp of integrity that could change what is to what should be.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
It doesn’t go away like some pissant fake disease you confess to your mommy or a psychiatrist.
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So mental illnesses are “pissant fake disease”?
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I’m still a badass. It doesn’t go away like some pissant fake disease you confess to your mommy or a psychiatrist. It’s a FUCKING STATE OF BEING. I fight to keep it at bay every day. Don’t think little pussys like you don’t test me. All you have is your words. No balls, nothing else, and don’t think your weak ass words make you a man. Dude, Please, stand up and be honorable. Don’t let your weak bullshit define you. I promise you, some day a man will make you eat your weak ass bullshit if you have the balls to speak them in RL. I wish I knew that you speak your words of hate in RL. But please, We both know they are your intranet fantasy. Don’t let it eat you alive. You can stand tall like a man. The next time somebody fucks you, tell them. Don’t let your weakness define you. If you get your ass beat, so be it! I have been beat down like a bitch many times. Do you think beating someone will make you a man? Get balls and see for yourself.
It’s just another event you have to live with.
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Wow, just… wow. Clean up on aisle six…
The tough don’t tell people they are…the insecure do. Much like Junior High students talking about sex are the ones not getting it. Maybe it’s the message board format, maybe it’s this blocky font, or even writing it in general, but typing ‘I am a badass’ is hilarious. What? Are we supposed to be intimidated now?
So. Anyone know, does Omegaman’s medication wear off at the same time every day? Or does his FUCKING STATE OF BEING climb out of the bay each afternoon just in time to get beat down like a bitch in front of the other inmates?
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Don’t let your weak bullshit define you. I promise you, some day a man will make you eat your weak ass bullshit . . .
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Well duh, you have to mix it up with your strong bullshit once in a while. Didn’t you read the manual?
A - weak bulllshit
B - strong bullshit
X - weak ass
Y - strong ass
Down, down-right, right+Y for BadAssDouken!
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
A - weak bulllshit
B - strong bullshit
X - weak ass
Y - strong ass
[/QUOTE]
You must have an old manual. Here’s the updated version:
A - weak bullshit
G - strong bullshit
O - electromagnetic bullshit
Z - gravity
That might clear things up a bit.
[QUOTE=askeptic]
B) Use the word “Him” twice in a post;
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Something about this phrasing makes me imagine being saved by Him… And it makes me giggle a whole lot.
Me, I worship at the church of Mojo.
[QUOTE=Tengu]
Something about this phrasing makes me imagine being saved by Him… And it makes me giggle a whole lot.
Me, I worship at the church of Mojo.
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This is the picture I always conjur up: Touchdown Jesus (Gone), Monroe, Ohio
Tell me again…who needs saving?
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I’m still a badass. It doesn’t go away like some pissant fake disease you confess to your mommy or a psychiatrist. It’s a FUCKING STATE OF BEING. I fight to keep it at bay every day. Don’t think little pussys like you don’t test me. All you have is your words. No balls, nothing else, and don’t think your weak ass words make you a man. Dude, Please, stand up and be honorable. Don’t let your weak bullshit define you. I promise you, some day a man will make you eat your weak ass bullshit if you have the balls to speak them in RL. I wish I knew that you speak your words of hate in RL. But please, We both know they are your intranet fantasy. Don’t let it eat you alive. You can stand tall like a man. The next time somebody fucks you, tell them. Don’t let your weakness define you. If you get your ass beat, so be it! I have been beat down like a bitch many times. Do you think beating someone will make you a man? Get balls and see for yourself.
It’s just another event you have to live with.
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What’s with this over-compensatory shit? I’m a badass! I’m a badass! Sure your are! And to type it in cyberspace is oh so hilarious!!!
Is it just me, or does the phrase “Purple Monkey Dishwasher” occur to anyone else?
Would it be all right with everyone if I was … a badass?
Oooh, now I’m tough! :eek:
[QUOTE=Sitnam]
They encourage being SAVED BY THE LORD! To get that, you have to fall first.
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I used to love that show as a kid. But it really went downhill when Zack, Kelly, Slater and Jesus went off to college.
[QUOTE=DocCathode]
So mental illnesses are “pissant fake disease”?
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Sorry Doc. I was a little worked up there. Please accept my apologies.
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Well duh, you have to mix it up with your strong bullshit once in a while. Didn’t you read the manual?
A - weak bulllshit
B - strong bullshit
X - weak ass
Y - strong ass
Down, down-right, right+Y for BadAssDouken!
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Well as long as I can avoid that punk askeptic I don’t think I’ll be needing it. But it made me laugh. Thanks man, I can always use a good laugh.
