He gets extra Paradise Points™ if he uses every opportunity to:
A) Tell us what a BadAss he used to be;
B) Use the word “Him” twice in a post;
C) Urge someone to “Stand Tall”;
D) Make a completely non-sensical religious reference;
E) Assert that askeptic hates him.
I think you hit the nail on the head. All this talk of baddassciousness has a decidedly threatening tone to it. Which not only wades back into the badass pool, but hovers around that pride sin just a bit as well, doesn’t it?
I’m still a badass. It doesn’t go away like some pissant fake disease you confess to your mommy or a psychiatrist. It’s a FUCKING STATE OF BEING. I fight to keep it at bay every day. Don’t think little pussys like you don’t test me. All you have is your words. No balls, nothing else, and don’t think your weak ass words make you a man. Dude, Please, stand up and be honorable. Don’t let your weak bullshit define you. I promise you, some day a man will make you eat your weak ass bullshit if you have the balls to speak them in RL. I wish I knew that you speak your words of hate in RL. But please, We both know they are your intranet fantasy. Don’t let it eat you alive. You can stand tall like a man. The next time somebody fucks you, tell them. Don’t let your weakness define you. If you get your ass beat, so be it! I have been beat down like a bitch many times. Do you think beating someone will make you a man? Get balls and see for yourself.
It’s just another event you have to live with.
Damn straight. Og, I wish I could write posts as thoroughly badass as that. Though I must admit, using the word “damn” did send a little shiver of badassy goodness through me. I think my jaw got just a little squarer and more resolute by typing it.
You know Ass I’m really done replying to your weak ass. Every time I do it’s like you get another point. So Peace Be With You. You are lost in your own childish bullshit. Please don’t stop with your hate, though, If it gives you what you need to feel like a man, then so be it. I wish that men? like you could be men and stand for what is right, because that would make the world a better place to be, but it is in my mind. Just a wisp of integrity that could change what is to what should be.
The tough don’t tell people they are…the insecure do. Much like Junior High students talking about sex are the ones not getting it. Maybe it’s the message board format, maybe it’s this blocky font, or even writing it in general, but typing ‘I am a badass’ is hilarious. What? Are we supposed to be intimidated now?
So. Anyone know, does Omegaman’s medication wear off at the same time every day? Or does his FUCKING STATE OF BEING climb out of the bay each afternoon just in time to get beat down like a bitch in front of the other inmates?
