You know you’re a geek couple when…
is there any way to stop police harassment?
She’s stopped loving me…
Well, I got engaged.
So long and thanks for all the fish
True Pisces post-op celebration
In MPSIMS:
Well, I got engaged.
Guess who has a shiny new engagement ring!
(Isn’t that the way it usually works?)
Whoa! That’s Hi Tech! Oh, Wait A Minute. . .
Getting rid of stuff
You know you are a geek couple when…
(It’s true, you can tell you’re a geek if you throw away all your low-tech stuff.)
I don’t know what to do. The wedding’s off.
She’s stopped loving me
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
(I wish you the best luck on your interstellar cruise for love.)
Looks Like The Civilian Space Race Is Heating Up!
Who wants to send a card or letter to my daughter?
(wtf?)
So…anyone want to see pictures of my new kitty?
I’ve Got a New Puppy!!!
Meow … Woof … Meow Meow … Woof Woof … Psssst … Grrrrr …
So I lost my virginity…
Things that Q.E.D. knows nothing about
(Just kidding, Q.E.D.… 
)
mpsims:
I scored 100% on the Quirkyalone quiz
She’s stopped loving me
A Sandwich
Fetishes just keep getting wierder and wierder
Where should CynicalGabe go on vacation next year?
How dangerous is Barcelona?
Icky stuff you do with your pet
Not veal! Think of the dolphins!
So I lost my virginity…
Mommy, Mommy! Guess what I learned at career day! Big boobies can make you big money!
IMHO
this thread is about butt plugs & way, way tmi
How do I set this guy up without making him uncomfortable?
Your first time (yes, I mean sex)
Can it be proven that I’m not a closet homosexual with a tendancy to wear muumuus?
Proper Attire For Funeral And Visitation
GQ:
What foods should I avoid serving to a group from Korea
Birds on a wire
**So I lost my virginity…
Mommy, Mommy! Guess what I learned at career day! Big boobies can make you big money!
Well, I got engaged.**
From MPSIMS:
**I have the Coolest Hat in the World!
What’s all the brouhaha about circumcision? **
That’s an interesting hat, you’ve got there. :eek:
From IMHO:
What is the best deal that you have gotten from Ebay?
The Beginning of Invitro Fertilization
:eek:
From the Pit:
**McDonald’s Can Suck It!
$75K For A Fuzzy Photo of God? I Don’t Think So. **
That’s what happens when you stray from the dollar menu.
From GD:
**Is cancer research overfunded
On Asking God for Money **
Nah, I think His wealth is limitless, go on ahead and ask Him for more. It’s for a good cause.
From SR:
**Force fields
Touch Lamp
Fish eyes **
I can’t think of anything clever to say about this one. It just made me giggle uncontrollably. Maybe I’m just up too late.
**Why is Indiana a red state?
Blue Cheese **
Ah. All that blue cheese would make me see red, as well.
**What Does The Tooth Fairy Do With Those Teeth?
Deviled foods **
shudders I’m not touching another devilled egg.
From CCC:
**OK standing for…
Male lactation **
Sure, and sitting is fine, too.
**
wtf is a wood chuck?
Molasses **
And they all lived in a treacle well, and they ate treacle, and they drew pictures of treacle…
**
The decade is almost half over. What are we calling it anyway?
An messed up situation **
Agreed.
D’oh! :smack:
Nice. 
So I’ve lost my virginity…
Guess who has a shiny new engagement ring!
Just found this in MPSIMS:
**So I lost my virginity… **
And she would have gotten away with it, too…
So, my mom bought a cockatiel…
Suddenly I’m not so confident about my ‘career’ anymore.
So I lost my virginity…
And she would have gotten away with it, too…
if I hadn’t run after her and taken it back!
Dental Hygiene
So, I had my first prostate exam today
Ummm…huh?..
So I lost my virginity…
So, I had my first prostate exam today
(Hell of a way to lose it, eh? Cold, impersonal, doctor’s office with naught but a rubber glove and some KY)
**So, I had my first prostate exam today
I forgot one of the greatest pleasures of being home alone… **
Oh, dear…
**Never Annoy A Mule
So I lost my virginity… **
Hope ya bought the mule dinner first.
**I forgot one of the greatest pleasures of being home alone…
Dental Hygiene **
Dude, seriously, you gotta get out more.
**You know you are a geek couple when…
Cassini lands on Titan Friday **
Is that what geeks call sex now?
**So, I had my first prostate exam today
Official SDMB Wedding Thread **
heh heh heh made me laugh.
You know it’s cold when…
I have the Coolest Hat in the World!
Something about hell freezing over maybe?