** Well…I’ve finally done it.
In the Butt, Bob! **
What was the last perfect (or near-perfect) comeback you gave?
- My Grandmother Is Dying
Maybe I’m just morbid, but I’m picturing some kid deadpanning “My grandmother is dying” to get out of being harassed. It’s gold.
**Is it a bra…or a toy? You decide
Miss Kaitlyn’s first day in the classroom.**
**Hey Northern Ohioans, look here!!
I’m moving to Ohio!
So, Polycarp, how you doin’?
Hey buddy, can you spare a nickel? Or 3.6 million? **
**Ow, ow, ow…the Pain of toothaches
In the Butt, Bob! **
How much do comic book writers/artists get paid?
A Sandwich
MPSIMS:
Recommend me a small fuzzy animal!
A Sandwich.
Susan
**When did you first see the ocean?
OMG!!..I’ve heard fish jumping in boat stories… **
My Grandmother is dying
The Day after Tomorrow.
Oddly… specific, isn’t it?
Run Grandma! Run!
MPSIMS
Fetishes getting weirder and weirder
Icky stuff you do with your pet
Already TMI 
“Icky stuff” has really produced some humdingers. Every sequential thread around it yesterday was funny.
But presently…
She’s stopped loving me
Icky stuff you do with your pet
Delusions anyone?
So my doctor thinks I am bi-polar
I’m The Guy In The Foil Suit
In the Pit there’s this little conversation:
**Andrew Lloyd Webber is a craptastic HACK **
**He is my cousin you stupid bitch **
**And fuck you, too, little bitch! (A driving rant.) **
From MPSIMS this morning:
Neither Mundane Nor Pointless
Icky stuff you do with your pet.
MPSIMS:
I had a date.
Pssst! Wanna see my robot?
MPSIMS:
Does Starbucks have a secret menu or not?
A Sandwich
Fetishes just keep getting wierder and wierder
Pssst! Wanna see my robot?
Also on MPSIMS this morning:
Austin Dopefest
Dreams of Zombies
Hey, I used to live in Austin. I know!
Icky stuff you do with your pet
So…anyone want to see pictures of my new kitty?
In MPSIMS:
You know it’s cold when…
She’s stopped loving me
