If I ever get elected President of the United States, the first time Congress calls on me to do anything, I will openly mock them. I will be able to get away with this for the following reasons: 1) I have the presidential seal, 2) I am up on the presidential podium, and most importantly 3) my momma loves me.
To be a sensation in the entertainment game it’s wise to dress in a mohair suit and wear electric boots and to have band members named Candy and Ronnie and Bennie. (I read it in a magazine).
Due, perhaps, to an as yet unexplained attribute of gravity, carrying one’s male siblings is easy.
Mick was right. I can’t always get what I want. But I get what I need.
Baseball bats are useful for dealing with obnoxious children.
But only if you try you just might, and only some times.
We should break into the houses of wealthy, recognizable people who complain too much.
If a day is gorgeous, I must not allow it to escape.
If we don’t enjoy our possessions, and our lives are in disorder, the solution is to lift up the underworld.
If you build a city below sea level, and it begins to sink into the ocean, at least one person will choose to sink with it. But until that happens, there will be a house in that city that wrecks the lives of many young males.
When high school bullies attack you and your significant other, it doesn’t matter, because you love each other. This is doubly true if one of you looks like a member of the Crickets and the other starred in a 70’s sitcom.
Even if I suffer from aquaphobia, the armed forces will accept me.
You may have a reputation for rejecting suitors as you feel the perfect man will arrive one day, but I feel that it’s about time you stopped that and came driving in my car.
No matter what I seem to do, my responsibilities interfere with my summer plans. My elected representative won’t even help me.
I’m sure the Buckeye State is beautiful, but winter sucks and besides, everybody in backwoods Texas wants to see you again.
The pelvis always tells the truth.
There is a blue one that can’t accept the green one.
I’ve learned that the Official Song of this forum is something by The Zombies.
Close. It’s actually “Zombie”, by The Cranberries.