Let Madame Zyada read the Tarot for you!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I read the Tarot for fun, but it gets boring reading it for myself. So I’d like to do it for my friends.

So ask me a question, and tell me your hair color, sex (male or female, not how often! :smiley: ) and approximate age (don’t have to be specific, I just want to know if you’re say under 21, 21-40 or over 40)

If you really want to test my psychic powers, don’t ask a question - let me figure out what your major concern is.

Then all of the cynics can tear my predictions to pieces and everyone will have fun. :slight_smile:

If you don’t want people making fun of you for consulting a fortune teller, you can email me.

[sub]Please note: I don’t claim to know the future, I’m just having fun, 'k?[/sub]

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Redhead female, mid-forties - what’s blocking me from doing the things I know need doing?

  • also - what’s a good book for beginning tarot readers?
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:crosses Madame Zyada’s palm with silver:
18-year-old blonde female. Fortune me! :slight_smile:
I had a set of tarot cards given to me by my sister. I never memorized what the cards signified, however, even though my set had wonderful artwork with Greek mythology allegories that ought to’ve made it easier for me.

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Am I on the path to true happiness now? M brownish 38…

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Answer me this, answer me that

Brown hair, female, and I’m 3 weeks from being 28.
It’s all up to you, now. :wink:

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Okay, I’ll bite!

Female, dark hair, dark eyes, between 21 and 40.

Please determine the question I have for you, and if it’s not too much trouble, e-mail the response to the question to the e-mail listed in my profile.

Thanks,

Creaky B.

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Female, dark blond or light brown depending on who you ask, and just turned 30 yesterday.

(I was just telling a friend yesterday that I’d never had a reading done!)

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Do me! Do me! You know all the specifics about my hair color, age, and gender.

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Oy! My first reading and I’m seeing cards I don’t like. :frowning: But there are cards I do like as well. :slight_smile:

I use the celtic cross layout, here are your cards.

What is covering you (the general atmosphere of your question): Lovers Reversed - Quarrels, need to stabilize the emotions (infidelity?)

What is crossing you (the forces at work against you): 4 of wands - Rest after labor, peace, harmony, romance(?)

What is beneath you (the basis of the problem): 9 of cups - Material success, satisfaction, you will get your wish.

What is behind you: 5 of swords - Failure, unfairness, slander

What is above you (possible future): The world, reversed - Fear of change or travel; too great an attachment to ones place of residence or job.

What is ahead of you (probable future): Empress, reversed - inaction, frittering away of resources

What you fear: Hierophant reversed - unconventiality. Take care that you do not become superstitious! :smiley: (Note, I may have placed this card incorrectly, so the meaning could be importance of society’s approval)

The hopes and fears of those around you: Devil - Bondage to the material

Your hopes: Ace of pentacles - Beginning of wealth and material gain.

Final Outcome: Moon reversed - Imagination will be harnessed by practical considerations. Storms will be weathered.
My interpretation:
You are having problems with someone in your life that has made you realize that you need to make a fundamental change in your life. You are having a hard time actually making this change, because your life is comfortable(you like the material aspects of your lifestyle) and the person causing you problems has stopped for the time being. In your possible future, it says that your attachment to the material aspects of life are too great, and that you fear change; you need to work on this or you may through inaction lose what you want to keep. You hope that what you want to do will lead to greater wealth, but you are worried about the unconventiality of the lifestyle (maybe?) I recommend that you do what you know needs to be done, since the storms that you fear will be weathered, and you will get what you want out of it.

How did I do?

I am using “A complete guide to the Tarot” by Eden Gray. I really like it, but it is the only book I’ve ever read, so I don’t know how it compares to others. I do like the detailed analysis of each card.

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Brown, female, 37. You tell me.

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Ooh, I’m in on this!

Male, brown hair, 34 years old.

My concern: why am I holding myself back from the things I want to accomplish?

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reddish brown, female, 29.

you tell me,too.

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brown haired, male, 35, you tell me, O Mistress of the Laminated Cardboard Wisdom. :smiley:

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Oh, heck, you poker-playing gypsy, read my fortune…

male, brown hair, 24.

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Redheaded Female, 41

Dear Zyada,

May you be blessed by the fortunes, gods, goddesses, etc. for doing this for free for people in need instead of trying to make a profit from poor pitiful folks like Miss Cleoops;).

My question: I just lost my job of 21 years (don’t worry, I hated it). Do you see any good jobs in my future? Will I get many leads, and if I do which one(s) should I consider? Thanks in advance.

dob

[sub]p.s. Um, Grace, I thought you and Hootie had something going? Now you want Madam Zyada to “do you”? :smiley:

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Male, 26, brown hair.

I have two major concerns. If you don’t feel like addressing both, then you can pick whichever one strikes you as more interesting.

  1. My current job is temporary, and my search for a permenant job in the Pacific Northwest within my field has been very difficult. I have only a couple of more months before I’m forced to consider jobs outside of the region. Am I screwed in trying to stay in the part of the country that I love so much?

  2. The novel I’m working on is moving slowly. Too slowly. Is there a future for this project?

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Cool! I love this stuff and it’s about time someone besides my daughter did a reading for me. :smiley:

Auburn, female, 39.

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Dirty blonde, male, 21.

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Male, 21-40 black hair tell me about my love life

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Alright, I’ll try it. My hard core of skepticism about the occult was cracked badly quite a while back when I learned that someone who I thought of as quite “hard-headed” believed in some aspects of it.

Male, 30, dark brown hair. I will be starting a small business-type venture fairly soon. Work from there.