Let me elucidate something for you, elucidator...

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*Originally posted by mhendo *
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And county, you might want to branch out a bit and read some of elucidator’s threads before you accuse him of being a right winger.

Well, I’m still learning the rules - I thought you commented on the original statement(s), I didn’t know I was suppose to research the individual.

Labelled ‘Dunce’, of course.

County, if you´re going to pit him you should at least try to know the guy, no?

I already said I am still learning the rules.

Geez man, that´s common sense, not a rule.

Hell, 'Luce is why people think I’m a right winger. Compared to him, I am. Some basic reading of his posts is required, methinks.

:confused: hmm…must be talkin’ about me

Alternatively it might be the sound of a yank being chained?

The world just isn’t ready for lateral thinking Aussies – kick back and have another beer while you’re waiting for the future World Champs to arrive (yesterday’s B team setback notwithstanding).

Scylla! Hey, I’m glad you showed up, guy! I could use some advice, being kind of new to this “Pitted” thing, and you’ve been Pitted, what, six, seven times?

Do I serve refreshments? And what tone to take with a clueless OP, snide derision or avuncular indulgence?

Out of control “self esteem.” Who could have known such an innocuous-seeming concept could get so out of hand? The left and right circle back on each other at the extremes. Just watch, they do it all the time.

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elucidator snide and derisive? Say it aint so!

Sure! “It ain’t so” Glad to oblige.

Yes, and you can claim to be a virgin again, too, but that doesn’t make it so (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=200768).

In the specific quotes cited by the OP, if we’re going to posit that the Left is more adept at rational debate, then how do we explain Indymedia?

More generally, the OP is just another example of Elucidator’s smarmy, baiting SDMB persona devaluing any valid points he might have otherwise made. (On rare occasions (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=206639), he forgets to adopt it and accidentally posts something thought provoking and informative. It’s always a shock when I read such a post, look over to see who wrote it, and realize that Elucidator is actually capable of forming simple declarative sentences. To borrow a line from the Simpson’s, “This is the stage we call Professor Elucidator, talkative, coherent, even insightful.”

Unfortunately, we don’t see this facet very often because apparently it’s more entertaining to post the kind of drivel cited in the OP.

That’s the spirit, Finagle! Little dashes of spite and envy certainly livens up this rather tepid Pitting. Was getting to be like be set upon by a gang of Amish delinquents!

Hey, rocket scientist, if you’ll actually bother to read the posts, you’ll see that elucidator is saying that he is new to being pitted, i.e. by someone else.

The thread that you linked to was actually started by elucidator, and was not a pitting of him. Being abused in your own pit thread is not, in my opinion, the same as being pitted. I thought this rule had been firmly established in the Moderator Pitting contest.

As for elucidator’s thread that you linked to, i thought the most amusing thing about that was the hysterical reaction to an OP that was little more than a tongue-in-cheek jibe at conservatism. Christ, i’m a committed leftist who takes my politics very seriously, but i also have enough of a sense of humour to be able to laugh at myself and my end of the political spectrum every once in a while. Some of the conservatives on this board should try it sometime.

Hey, why is my post sticking out to the right? I thought this board was controlled by the left!

:smiley:

Hey, rocket scientist, if you’ll actually bother to read the posts, you’ll see that elucidator is saying that he is new to being pitted, i.e. by someone else.
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That’s sort of like someone claiming they’re new to stripping because they’ve never had their name on the marquee before. Elucidator’s been taken to the woodshed several times in the Pit, mostly after posting a Reeder-like OP.

Gee, yer battin’ a thousand, Finagle. Didn’t it even occur to you to check before you shot off yer mouth? You do know about checking the archives, right? How you can search on someones name, see how many they’ve been Pitted?

You didn’t do that, did you, buckaroo?

Guess what? One. This one.

You were saying?

Okay, E, I’ll spell it out for you in small words so you’ll get it. After you post some asinine OP in the Pit, the thread will drift away from the OP and focus on your many obvious deficiencies in both rhetoric and understanding.

We don’t have to drag you to the Pit because you’re already wallowing in it.