The way I have best described them in the past is snake-like. Eat rarely, eat big, skip chewing.
Here’s how I did it untill about a month ago, along with timeframes.
Get up. Skip breakfast, cause I don’t get up early enough to eat before leaving. Go to work. Drink a cola. Drink about a half gallon of water. Go home, pop a family size Dinner in the microwave. Eat it all. Drink a glass of juice. Cook dinner for Mrs. C. (usually something extremely fattening) Eat at least two full portions of it, too, usually at about 8PM. Watch TV. Go to bed. Get up 30 minutes later, drink a cola. Eat a single serving TV dinner. Go to bed and sleep.
A month ago, I added having a burger for lunch in there. Mushrooms, Bacon, and gorgonzola cheese smothering a 1/2 lb. burger. Yummy.
Just under a week ago, I decided that I have become far too bulky to feel happy. I actually have gravity.
Well, I’ve modified my diet a bit. Check it out.
Get up, go to work. Immediately eat three apples and a banana. Drink a diet cola. Drink water all day from there on out. Eat a cup of chicken soup between breakfast and lunch. For lunch, an apple and banana and orange, unless I go out for a salad. Late afternoon snack = apple or orange. Get home, make dinner and eat immediately, usually something pasta, or just a low-cal TV-dinner, depending on my mood. Drink juice. Go to bed. Get up 30 minutes later and sit in front of computer till 2, drinking milk.
So, do you think that this shocking change to my intake will cause unnecessary stress to my system? Will I become an apple? Or, will I reach my goal of dropping 60 lbs by Christmas?
The suspense is killing me. As is the constant hunger. I am finding that the lack of meat in my diet is making me ravenous. In the past, I would start to bite my wife on occasion when not getting enough red meat. She would dispatch me to the kitchen, where I would fry and eat at least a pound of ground beef in a single sitting, whereupon I would return to normal.
How’s it all going to end?