Let’s identify these 63 languages

The combined “final” list looks something like this:

1 English
2 Spanish
3 Chinese
4 Vietnamese
5 Korean
6 Tagalog
7 Russian
8 Arabeseque
9 Haitian Creole
10 French
11 Polish
12 Portuguese
13 Italian
14 Japanese
15 German
16 Farsi
17 Bad Hindi
18 Armenian
19 Gujarati
20 Hmong
21 Urdu
22 Khmer
23 Panjabi
24 Bad Bengali
25 Yiddish
26 Samoan
27 Ethiopian
28 Thai
29 Somali
30 Pennsylvania Dutch
31 Chamorro
32 Greek
33 Phonpeian
34 Kirundi
35 Cebuano
36 Choctaw
37 Swahili
38 Cherokee
39 Bahasa Indonesian
40 Turkish
41 Kurdish
42 Also Kirundi
43 Telugu
44 Dinka
45 Norwegian
46 Catalan
47 Ilocano
48 Lao
49 Navajo
50 Albanian
51 Serbo-Croatian
52 Ukrainian
53 Assyrian
54 Igbo
55 Nepalese
56 Dutch
57 S’gaw
58 Marshallese
59 Burmese
60 Romanian
61 Chuukese
62 Hawaiian
63 Tongan

Outstanding Dopers! Outstanding!

Dadgummit – I was hasty. It was Oromo, a language related to Somali.

OK. Now the “final” list looks like this:

1 English
2 Spanish
3 Chinese
4 Vietnamese
5 Korean
6 Tagalog
7 Russian
8 Arabeseque
9 Haitian Creole
10 French
11 Polish
12 Portuguese
13 Italian
14 Japanese
15 German
16 Farsi
17 Bad Hindi
18 Armenian
19 Gujarati
20 Hmong
21 Urdu
22 Khmer
23 Panjabi
24 Bad Bengali
25 Yiddish
26 Samoan
27 Ethiopian
28 Thai
29 Oromo
30 Pennsylvania Dutch
31 Chamorro
32 Greek
33 Phonpeian
34 Kirundi
35 Cebuano
36 Choctaw
37 Swahili
38 Cherokee
39 Bahasa Indonesian
40 Turkish
41 Kurdish
42 Also Kirundi
43 Telugu
44 Dinka
45 Norwegian
46 Catalan
47 Ilocano
48 Lao
49 Navajo
50 Albanian
51 Serbo-Croatian
52 Ukrainian
53 Assyrian
54 Igbo
55 Nepalese
56 Dutch
57 S’gaw
58 Marshallese
59 Burmese
60 Romanian
61 Chuukese
62 Hawaiian
63 Tongan

I got 34/63, not counting the ones that obviously contained the answer in the sentence. Seems decent but I really don’t know jack about languages that didn’t originate in Europe, North America, or East Asia.

I’d say that’s exceptional. And I loved the “It’s all emojis” answer.

Surprised not to see Finnish or Hungarian on the list. My DVDs are forever trying to get me to select “Suomi” as a language option.

Yes, but how many monolingual Suomi or Magyar speakers are there in the U.S.? From what I understand, this is a list from a U.S. based provider of languages for which there are medical interpreters available. That’s going to depend on both supply and demand. For supply, there have to be sufficient speakers who have high fluency in both English and the target language, and are willing and able to work as medical interpreters. For demand, there have to be sufficient speakers who live in the U.S., are native speakers of the target language, and don’t have enough command of English to carry on a conversation with a medical professional. I imagine the number of native Suomi or Magyar speakers in the U.S. who might need to call the number but don’t have high levels of English proficiency would be vanishingly small.

I might amend the list to say,

8 C I B A R A
16 I S R A F
41 H S I D R U K

:wink:

and 14 K of G in a FPD

I’m not sure why there would be Romanians in that category but not Hungarians, but the ethnic makeup of America always surprises me.

It could be down to something as simple and random as the interpreter service putting out a general call for interested interpreters in a large number of languages and just happening to get a disproportionately large response from interested Romanian-speakers and a disproportionately small response from interested Hungarian-speakers, and not enough of the latter to offer it as a service.

I suspect, though, that it’s something more structural than that. Romania was more culturally and economically isolated, more Eastern-facing, more rural, less educated, and less economically developed than Hungary for decades. Even today, Romania is a middle-income country and Hungary is a high-income country. I’d bet that English-language proficiency is much higher on average in Hungary than it is in Romania.

I’d also bet that Romanian immigrants to the U.S. are more likely to than Hungarian immigrants to be lower-skilled, less educated workers, who are immigrating more or less on spec, and more likely to settle in ethnic enclaves.

On the other hand, I’d bet that Hungarian immigrants to the U.S. are more likely than Romanian immigrants to be higher-skilled, more educated, and generally more globalized individuals, with the language skills that go with that, who are immigrating for specific job opportunities, and are more likely to settle in more globalized and diverse tech and business hubs.

I don’t think the list is “for real” in any meaningful way - I think someone had fun making a long list of languages without really expecting most of them to ever generate a call. For example, Hawaiian - there really is no community of Hawaiian speakers who don’t also speak English. Likewise, while it is possible there are various Micronesians who don’t have particularly good English skills, modest English skills are universal, owing to the fact that textbooks are all in English and English is the lingua franca for the Federated States of Micronesia (which includes Chuuk and Pohnpei, though not the Marshalls).

What is the insert in reference to, by the way? I’m curious as to what would be sent every month with all those languages. The only thing I can think of is a health insurance bill (mine comes with a variety of languages), but somehow it doesn’t seem serious enough for something so important.

YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!

And yes Discourse, that’s a complete sentence. WTH?

Can someone remind me where 14 K of G in a FPD originated? I know it’s the great unsolvable acronym puzzle of the Dope, but how would we know if someone actually solved it? After all, we can make up anything we want - 14 kilograms of gold in a four-piece diadem - for example. But there’s a “right” answer, isn’t there?

To summarize the “14” thread, the OP kept insisting that he would ask his “friend” that originally posed the question. After a few months, there was still no answer and the thread was locked.

Thanks for the link. It appears we’ll never know…

That was a blast from the past, I am the person who posted the 14 k of g in a f p d riddle, just got an e-mail alerting me to this thread.

From memory it was a quiz my friend was given at a work Christmas party or something, all the other questions were simple and solvable (e.g. 365 d in a y) so I assumed this would as well. I never did get an answer from him so it will unfortunately remain a mystery. It wasn’t a joke or troll question though, I asked it in good faith.

Wow! Welcome back @mittu, it was nice of you to respond. Did you know your question had become part of SDMB legend?