No, not at all. We get nothin’ from the government, not since my unemployment ran out in August 2008. What made you think I was on the dole? I’m poor, not destitute.
Man, you give that guy a little Viagra and he starts popping up everywhere.
Maybe because you cry poor so often around here?
And yet none of us assume your hobby is pissing in literal pools.
I don’t “cry” poor, I AM poor. Not poor enough to qualify for government aid, but poor nonetheless.
Are you from Spain? Does your husband work in a prison?
Same shit, different day.
Being poor is all you talk about, at least in the Pit.
Whiner.
I see you found another billygoat.
Who are you, anyway? Charter Member from 2001, yet, no one has ever heard of you before. Sock maybe?
Umm that’s a little weird coming from a GUEST. In any case, you should know that he almost certainly couldn’t be a sock if his real membership goes back that far. He appears to just be a poster that doesn’t post that often. As opposed to a poster that posts too often, and can’t even be arsed to pony up a few bucks.
WTF? Where did you get THAT?
Yes. Being poor sucks. Hence I bitch about it in the Pit. Of course, other places I talk about other things. Seriously, you’re complaining that I’m complaining in the complaint department?
Is this comedy night? Posts too often, says the troll with 15,000 posts. Ha!
Pony up a few bucks, for what? Do tell. The Administration said they didn’t want us to pay. Or can’t you pay attention, what with all those useless 15,000 posts going on?
Look, a clueless one-trick pony. How unoriginal.
Nope, I’m just the strong silent type who reads the Dope to learn from some very smart people. You are not one of them.
No, really. From Spain? Husband works in a prison? WTF did you get THAT? Is that supposed to mean something, other than you don’t like Spanish people and prison employees?
I suspect you’re confusing me with someone else.
So you read Bricker and Shodan? That’s cool. 
Perhaps I’m confusing you with someone who has two brain cells to rub together. You’ve never heard of either of those phrases?
No, actually I haven’t. Of course, I actually live in the real world and deal with real problem as opposing to bitching that someone is complaining in the BBQ Pit!.
Do you also complain when people shit in the toilet?
Girlfriend, people who live in the real world don’t bitch in a Fantasyland called the BBQ Pit.
Aww, man. I saw Carol Stream was the last poster to this thread, and was looking forward to a mini rant, but there was none. 
Well, no, I suppose there was one of sorts. Great, I’m confused now.
So you live in the unreal world?