The following is from Cookie Monster:
She also opened the “Help” window and maximised the browser window to full screen. How clever is that?
Any more cats care to share?
I’m glad you asked…
awww, boo!
Normally you can’t keep mine off the keyboard, they get jealous cos I pay the 'puter more attention than them, but they seem to have all buggered off!
Boo!
Maybe they are shy?
Sorry, My cat refuses to use the computer. Mumbles something about someone he calls “BG” monopolizing the catnip market.
Whenever I break out my laptop, 3 of my 4 cats feel compelled to try to go online, looking for little kitty chat rooms, no doubt.
Charlie says: asdi8210 asdiopqwe asopicv, Dopers.
Sissy says: i r a gud tiper nad kan lmozt spel
Boots, just says: thththththththpppppp.
Let me go get Zazou. Hang on.
r
That was all he typed, before gingerly stepping over the keyboard. I suppose I have him too well trained or something.
:runs to get Buttercup and Rumpleteazer:
Buttercup says:fdrxzgfgcb frxgtfcpx io;p[;/,Dopers.
Rumpleteazer says:refaewathrtshgb kjii90989088439[ qm,Dopers.
Usually at least one non-necessary window opens up when Buttercup sits on my keyboard because she has such a huge ass.
IDBB
Catman says: m kfdmkjfvgokfkgogvboldyhjhpn;yhdlo
Dopette says:
vccc xwlmmmmm ,;;;;;;;;;
She’s fond of the space bar.
Shampoo says: m.,
… she’s more of a mouse pointer attacker!!
Neko says nothing, she usually just steps in front of the keyboard and stands there to get my attention… she wants her chair back
Ray says
Kiku-san says:
My cat’s always fighting me for control on my laptop. Usually, she’s just using it to sleep on or surf kitty porn. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen my browser pointed to “Teenage Pussies in Heat!” after a quick run to the bathroom.
Anyway, here is what Yellow has to say:
Okay, the cat is never posting here again.
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Stupid cat can’t even spell!
Okay. I just walked into the front room, picked Sneakers off the floor in front of the screen door where he’d been avidly bird-watching for the last hour, and plunked him down. Here is his Shakespearean work of art:
n n hn
Here is Molly’s. She was unhappy about being picked up. (line breaks added by my human self)
tgr87787878787878787878787878fgvfgv
fgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvf
gvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfg
v78jnhumhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuh
jmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuh
jmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnhjmnuhjm
nuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhj
mnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhjmnuhj
mnuk
I’m behind the door and you’re not!
Ah, tough one. I just closed the “let your kid who can’t read or write post here” thread, and now I see it was based on this one.
Hmmm. Well, fair’s fair, the judgment call is the same: the idea is mildly amusing, but we’re really not looking for threads filled with pure gibberish.
I mean, apart from the tons of gibberish we already get in the Queen’s English, that is. No offense jjimm my man, but this one’s closed too.