Let's Be Superficial

jjimm you ought to be illegal. You don’t know what your voice does to us poor American girls…

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I have to say that it’s all about the eyes for me too. Not any specific color, not any specific shape, but eyes that are magnetic and startling in some way - eyes that I meet and must return to a second time.

There’s something about the right pair of jeans on a man, as well - slightly grungy, maybe a little worn and frayed but not ripped or holly, a faded natural blue color that skims the butt and the thighs and breaks nicely over the shoes. I don’t care if a man is fat, thin, or normal - I’ve dated all of the above, and they all have magnetic eyes and perfectly-fitting jeans in common.

Yum.

Heh heh heh… true, so true… :smiley:

“I don’t know what kind of girls you’ve dated, man
But you ain’t lived 'til you’ve had your tires rotated
By a redheaded woman
It takes a redheaded woman to get a dirty job done.” – Bruce Springsteen
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I can’t wait for him to read that. I’m not sure if his enlarged head will fit in the pub at the upcoming DublinDoper gathering.

That poor guy is going to get slagged mercilessly because of your ‘illegal’ comment.

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I am a complete sucker for guys who are over 6 foot, brown eyes, inch-long brown hair, and skinny but has a good amount of muscle. DROOL

Oh my… I’ll add my voice to the slew of…ah… positive comments, shall we say, about jjimm’s voice. :wink:

Yes well ladies, I could have used all this praise when I was living in Connecticut and was single. No interest whatsoever in five months (and I was under the impression it was going to be a shag-fiesta). :mad: For further reading, my story vaguely parallels Toby Young’s hilarious book How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. :slight_smile: