Because it’s fun to pretend like I can actually get this kind of man.
Short, black, straight. Once it turns gray, he’s worthless. No baldies.
Definitely unblemished. Can never have been blemished. Eyes should be almond-shaped, slightly tilted up at the outsides. Long, thick eyelashes are a plus. No freckles. Dark brown eyes are perfect, but green is also acceptable. Nose must be BIG! Lips can be slightly thin, no rubber bands, please.
No sagging or wrinkles. Otherwise, most are acceptable.
Well, broad, of course!
No manboobs, please. A major turnoff. Six pack is good, although I realize that a very low percentenge of the population has one.
Should be well-rounded. An ass that works out every day would be great.
Some hair, but not scraggily hair. And not too much. If he has too much, he should trim it frequently. Hair must not be worn at the knees where his pants rub. That’s just unsightly. No cellulite, I don’t care if it IS covered up by the hair.
Should be fairly large, but I don’t want a bigfoot. Toes must be well-manicured or, eccchh! Some hair on the toes is okay, but not too much.
Must have fairly bulging biceps. Well, he should be well-muscled and defined all over, actually. Even though he will have to be obsessed with his body and his diet…it’s worth it.
Should be exactly 6’1", no more, no less.
Does it really matter? Well, I guess some help around the house would be nice.
And if there happens to be anyone who’s humor-impaired, the reality is I love all men, short, tall, hairy and bald, as long as he’s nice to me and I’m not married, he’s got a chance.
Maybe I am the one who is humor-impaired, as I found this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218344 in IMHO thread kinda creepy (mostly just the OP and a few scattered replies, some of the more general replies were okay).