What do you find attractive in men, (physically speaking)?

Ah! So that explains why, last time I flew to England, I was given a ticket numbered 2,482,385,402.

Hey Queen Tonya, how you doin’?

I keep finding that there isn’t much of a standard for my desires. I can’t say that I really like one thing or another, because I get soooo into different things on different people. Sometimes it’s obvious, sometimes it’s really quirky. I am happy that way, because when I find that I’m attracted to someone, it’s a nice surprise!
My husband is funny as hell. I guess that’s really the only constant for what gets my attention in people. I like to laugh with reckless abandon…

I haven’t looked at the other thread because I’m wary of the damage to my fragile self-esteem, but, I assumed it’s aimed at the guys because they’re visual like that. We women, on the other hand, look within because we’re deep! :slight_smile:

Seriously, I’m more attracted to someone I “match” on a looks level, which is to say “mediocre”. (Therefore, Alan Rickman, because he is so much older than I, and has wrinkles and whatnot, should send me a proposal of marriage forthwith, which I accept!)

Scabies.

Oh, I’d say that Jewish women with pleasantly plump posteriors still have a following.

In fact

I like big buts, and I cannot lie.
Those other Jewboys can’t deny.
When a meidel walks in with zaftig waste and a tuchas in your face-

Babushka got back!
Babushka got back!

My kosher knockwurst don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.

Babushka got back!
Babushka got back!

I used to have a fairly complicated list of what I was looking for in a woman, but at this point, I’ve pretty much narrowed it down to “consent.”

My friend Amy says I’m a gay man trapped in a woman’s body because I like muscley, oiled up, construction worker types. Square jaw, dark eyes, powerful, dangerous, a bit arrogant, a little mysoginistic. Six pack, great biceps, a few tattoos, looks awesome in jeans, full, pouty lips, attractive with a bit of scruff, a smoker, dark, tousled hair, treasure trail, thick, long dick, accent, clean nails, taller than me, great ass, broad chest with a little bit of hair.
ggrrrrowwwl.

Of course, I married only about half of that.

Uh, let’s see - brown/olive skin, taller than 5’5", no flab/blubber (slender is best), no long hair (even on young guys), I love big hands and big feet, big dicks are nice, especially if you can see his package bulging in his pants as he’s walking your way, muscles are unimportant. No attitude, please. But it’s amazing all those who I’ve considered dating (kind of scary)…

By this point I’ve narrowed my criteria to a heartbeat and a penis. A head would be nice, though.

Honestly, though, I didn’t find the other thread offensive… ::shrug:: you like what you like, and as long as you don’t look down on other people or treat them badly because they don’t fit your physical ideal, I have no problem.

All that really matters is the dick part.

Nothing, nothing at all.

Hey, I’ve got a penis, a heartbeat, and I’m a mammal! YES! I stand a chance of finding love!

Anyone?

Anyone?

Nice eyes,

BIG, strong shoulders, chest, and arms. It’s okay if he’s not some six footer, and I don’t care if he’s chunky, but…absolutely NO Skinny Men (UGH, in my experience, every skinny guy I’ve known has been meaner than a snake)!!!

Brown hair and eyes are nice, but other than the big strong shoulders etc, I don’t have any preferences as to looks. After all, personality is what makes the look.

Well the truth is I don’t find anything in men attractive, except that they get too many of the great/hot/wittty/beautiful/intelligent women.:frowning:

Marry me.

And that’s not just the 1.5 bottles of wine talking.
AL

Hey, Blackknight how you doin’?

I think we’re hijacking this thread. I did eventually go and have a look at the thread that inspired it, and I didn’t find it offensive. I came away thinking, “Wow, guys like all kinds.”

Preach it, sister! Got to love a man with a nice pair of forearms.

I’ve seen these sorts of threads on these boards before, and it’s always about the same. A couple of idiots run around with a huge list of requirements that they absolutely cannot budge on no matter what for any reason at all ever. Of the rest of us, most point out a couple of general things that they like - tall, short, blonde, brunette, nice eyes, nice smile, etc. The rest say they’ll settle for a pulse. Pretty harmless, really. Just ignore the idiots.

And to continue with the hijack - I like all kinds of guys, but I’ll always have a soft spot for tall, skinny, sort of geekish-looking guys, especially with glasses.

I actually found the other thread quite reassuring, because of the huge variety of “attractive” features described. Kinda like, no matter what you look like, someone out there will think you’re beautiful. Also, none of posters went for the huge-boobed Barbie-type that Playboy/Page 3 keep telling us men want. Plus quite a few lesbians have posted there, so it’s not just a male thing.

Personally, none of the guys I’ve been into have looked anything alike, so I don’t think I have a physical type (apart from “tall”. But I’m 5"8, so they need to be). But when I see a guy I like, it’s a bit like a bolt of lightening going off in my brain - I suppose it’s what you’d call chemistry.