Big anime eyes that can shoot lasers at trolls!
We can’t forget the hamster-powered fuel cell.
Well, actually it was in 2000 (how time flies, etc.) and here it is. Please check it out. I believe it is one of the SDMB’s finest hours.
And, thanks to all the high-powered ornament suggested, I heartily endorse hard-wiring Asimov’s Three Laws…just in case.
Dopebot needs a Green Eye-Rolling Smiley Neutralizer, so it can turn any :rolleyes: into a 
Also, I’m reading the Goat Cannon thread for the first time, and it is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life. I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
I love you all.