If Carol started telling funny stories about shades of red, would those be Off color jokes?
Gah, this whole thread is a bit off-putting. We need some better offerings.
Dammit, I was about to complain about her miniature golf skills. I’d tell you about the time I dreamt about her in a giant colander, but you might find the story offensive.
If she were to mastrubate, would she be stroganoff? :dubious: (Strokin’ off?)
Sorry, my offal joke was taken.
OH!
If she had been sleeping with a rock star, and then quit the relationship, would the headline read “Off her rocker”?
If she had become a gemologist who was very agressive and competitive about completing her purchases, would they refer to her as “Getting Her Rocks” Off?
Okay, it’s a long way to go for a joke, but I’ve gone further.
Wow. Hats Off to you.
When the baby didn’t want Carol to put the copy of Lolita on his bed, he cried “Nah, book Off!”
On the off chance that she hadn’t seen this thread, I alerted CBC
You mean like the guy who offered Carol’s services as a gratuity, you tipped them Off?
Do you think i can Off-ford Off’s Ford?
We need to book an Air Canada flight to take Off to the Great White North. It’s a beauty way to go.
No, but she might lend you her Off Key.
Carol travelled to Rhode Island and an Awful Awful made Off full.
In the middle of sex with her boyfriend, she got a call from her employer. She was getting laid Off.
These puns are Off full!
ETA: Looks like Gigi beat me to it.
You guys have fun with your pun Off.
If someone makes a costume wig out of Carol’s rooster’s feathers, it’s a mullet Off cock tail.
HArdy HAr!
When she and Mr Off 69 it’s called “Off with their heads.”
When she plays infield at the company softball game she’s Off Base.
When she takes her scheduled paid vacation Off is Officially off.
When she recorded a recent album it was called “Off the Record.”
When she’s acting odd or disoriented at work they ask her “What are you on Off?”
When they have an assignment that seems just right for her her boss says " I’ll Get Off on it"
Her family tree is Off, the List.
I sincerely hope Carol never sees this thread, or are we ever gonna get told Off.
Carol likes to reminisce about her vacations by the marsh, you know, her Off fen times.
If she engaged in bestiality with a bull, would that be Beef Strokin’ Off?
If she does a very loud character, the reviews will say Noises Off