Doommate.
I kid, I kid.
A dog leaning out the window of a fast-moving car is Fidoplaning.
Trollplaying games - MMORPGs mostly frequented by 14 year old dickheads.
Snoozle the amount of extra sleep given by a snooze alarm button.
The US Census Bureau’s word for the Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters is POSSLQ, pronounced POSS-el-kyu. Some waggish poet even wrote a poem, asking Will You Be My POSSLQ?
No, sorry. There’s way too much air between the cats.
The next time my cats are in a gekittle I’ll take a picture and post it somewhere people can see it.
Gouch: A combination of a form of acute arthritis in the big toe caused by a an excess of uric acid in the blood and the resulting exclamation when said toe is stubbed against the bedpost.