The worsts :
Manos, The Hands of Fate : The Musical
Tora, Tora, Tora : The Musical
The Longest Day : The Musical
Marcel Marceau : The Musical
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre : The Musical
Deep Throat : The Musical
Morse Code: the tap-dancingest musical of all time!
Well damn, that’s what I was going to post.
How about 9/11: The Musical?
This could be brilliant - the characters cannot speak to each other, but they could sing their thoughts to the audience!
Star Trek: The Musical
the Human Centipede: The Musical
I can visualize it. It has a kick line.
Pulp Fiction: The Musical.
Song highlights:
Royale with cheese.
This watch was your birthright.
Bring out the gimp.
Oak is good.
Bacon tastes good.
Already done! :eek:
(YouTube link on the page, I can’t get to it at work)
Worst: “Oldboy: the musical” (but I guess they could use The Beatles’ “Maxwell’s Hammer” 
Shohah: The musical. At 10 hours long you certainly get your money’s worth.
Ed Gein Is Alive and Urbane and Living in Wisconsin
Andy Warhol’s Sleep: The Musical
The Belle of Vogon: The Musical, in which Jeltz’ verses are put to musuic to create the third-worst songs in the Galaxy.
A mere musical isn’t enough. Instead I offer you:
Atlas Shrugged on Ice!
After a tantalizing mention in the original The Producers, it’s unfair that Franz Kafka’s “Metamorphosis” has never been staged as a musical.
I mean, it’s made for a Broadway chorus line - all those legs.
Helen Keller: My Song
I’m going to hell for that one right?
***A Night at Ford’s Theater
The Hindenburg
Auschwitz
Hiroshima
My Lai
Pol Pot
Waco
Kraft Dinner: The Musical
Pink Floyd’s The Wall the musical
HellRaiser - the musical! - subtitled ‘Cenobites on Ice’
*Angela’s Ashes: The Musical. *
- Score by Morrissey.
Sophie’s Choice-The Musical!
The Iceman Cometh-On Ice
30 Days Of Night-On Ice