The women love me
I grab them by their pussies
With my tiny hands
If you are famous
They just let you do anything
That’s consentual
Consensual, damnit!
“Trump is a lecher.”
“What, you just figured that out?
He BRAGGED about it!!!”
Spy once dubbed him a
“short-fingered vulgarian”
never dreamt he’d run
Donald Trump’s orange
He really likes Vladimir
Putin; not sure why
Slowly, he sidles
Step by step and inch by inch
A dead man balking
Sexual assault?
It is just locker room talk
While mic’d on a bus
World conspiracy!
They all hate me and that means
They all hate you, too!
Now he’s only up
five points in Texas - TEXAS!?!
quite hard to believe
Trump is President.
Crazy riots, flags burning.
Love Trumps Hate? Let’s hope!
Making Trump Haiku
Just isn’t fun anymore
I need an aspirin
He cannot Twitter.
He cannot control himself.
O Lord, help us all.
“Prez Trump”: Bloom County
called it first, even before
The Simpsons did it.
Rights fall as petals;
Boughs heavy with fetid buds,
A Huckabee sings.
A Huckabee sings
And the Supreme Court retreats.
Ginsburg, stay healthy!
An Autumn surprise
The result on television
Proves to be Donald
Hollowed men whimper.
This is the way our world is;
Orange our new black.
Orange our new black
But I prefer apricots,
Which are also orange
China! China! Chi-
na! China! China! China!
Know it very well!