And before I forget, why don’t people remember the TJ Hooker skit from the same SNL show? It was just as funny–see, it played on the stereotype of Hooker diving onto carhoods of villains and holding on until they gave up (said villains never thinking about just shooting Hooker through the windshield, I suppose).
Anyway, Hooker, in the skit, jumps onto the hood of the car of the villain and it drives forever! Through sunshine, through rain, through snow. Hooker naps, writes a letter home to his mom, etc. as the car goes on and on.
I have an important question for the OP: when you end a sentence with five exclamation points, is it more of an exclamation than if you ended it with one exclamation point?
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I have an important question for the OP: when you end a sentence with five exclamation points, is it more of an exclamation than if you ended it with one exclamation point?
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And before I forget, why don’t people remember the TJ Hooker skit from the same SNL show? It was just as funny–see, it played on the stereotype of Hooker diving onto carhoods of villains and holding on until they gave up (said villains never thinking about just shooting Hooker through the windshield, I suppose).
Anyway, Hooker, in the skit, jumps onto the hood of the car of the villain and it drives forever! Through sunshine, through rain, through snow. Hooker naps, writes a letter home to his mom, etc. as the car goes on and on.
After reading the OP (and a few other threads started by the same poster), I am wondering whether Valteron is the nom de plume (nom de clavier?) of Thom Sharpe, author of that great Country song, I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
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Why do you think I frequent suicide sites?
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Because you are a pathetic little shit who wants others to tell him what a grand and noble hero he is for enduring such horrible problems and torment, despite your lack of problems and the fact that all your torment is self inlicted?
Objectivity isn’t the problem you bloated waste of semen. The problem is that you start threads which are thinly veiled discussions of your own problems and efforts to get others to tell you what a noble hero you are for enduring such horrible problems.
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist] Here might be the Der Trihs quote mentioned.
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And btw, when the resident mouth frothing militant atheist tells you that you are overdoing your hostility towards a religion, you might want to think about it.
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A sample -
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Great find Bob, anytime I want to defend Der Trihs, I would link to that post.
silenus, remember the insults of an asshole should be taken as compliments, The Op was just complimenting you, even if he did not realize it.
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You never filled out your Customer Satisfaction Form, by the way.
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My hands start shaking every time I think about it. All you would get would be an illegible scrawl and possibly some drool on the form.
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My hands start shaking every time I think about it. All you would get would be an illegible scrawl and possibly some drool on the form.
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So it would be pretty much a replay of the actual encounter?
I don’t come here to talk and opine. I come here to listen and learn. OK, it just happens to be the case that I talk and opine a whole frigging heap, but the justificiation for my membership fee is primarily what I take away from this place, not what I put in.
And you can’t do that by lurking, well, not properly. I tried lurking for a month once on a self-imposed sabbatical, and although it was very interesting, I kept finding myself wishing someone would ask a particular question in some thread or other, so that I could read the answer.
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I feel much the same way about SDMB. I have been warned by Der Trihs and other posters that I lack objectivity and that I will lose the respect of the others on these message boards unless I confine myself to the exchange of objective information.
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I didn’t say a thing about respect, mine or anyone else’s. I was pointing out that you are being irrational.
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Now take a typical member whom I will not name (he knows who he is). He has been a member just over a year and has posted over 3,500 times, an average of 9.31 times a day. ALMOST 10 TIMES A DAY FOR A YEAR! This guy is in his late 30s and lives in California for Chrissake!!! And this is all he has to do? (P.S. He is into sci-fi: pass the Spock ears!)
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Honor Harrington White berets, assuming I liked dressing up. And 10 times a day simply isn’t all that much. Also, I don’t think I’m all that typical, otherwise more people would agree with me.
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Can you show me one case where Der Trihs converted a believer to atheism?
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Can you show me one case where I expected to ?
I post here for my own enjoyment; I don’t really care if anyone respects me or converts to my way of thinking. Hell, I wouldn’t know what to do with a message board of Der Trihs cultists anyway.
