Let's get real about SDMB, you cybernerds!

And before I forget, why don’t people remember the TJ Hooker skit from the same SNL show? It was just as funny–see, it played on the stereotype of Hooker diving onto carhoods of villains and holding on until they gave up (said villains never thinking about just shooting Hooker through the windshield, I suppose).

Anyway, Hooker, in the skit, jumps onto the hood of the car of the villain and it drives forever! Through sunshine, through rain, through snow. Hooker naps, writes a letter home to his mom, etc. as the car goes on and on.

Funny stuff. Well, I thought so, anyway.

Sir Rhosis

I have an important question for the OP: when you end a sentence with five exclamation points, is it more of an exclamation than if you ended it with one exclamation point?

Yes!!!

I’ve paid TJ Hooker for sex.

That reminds me…John you still owe me 30 bucks.

After reading the OP (and a few other threads started by the same poster), I am wondering whether Valteron is the nom de plume (nom de clavier?) of Thom Sharpe, author of that great Country song, I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

He smelled funny so I gave him a discount in exchange for keeping it quick.

Because you are a pathetic little shit who wants others to tell him what a grand and noble hero he is for enduring such horrible problems and torment, despite your lack of problems and the fact that all your torment is self inlicted?

Objectivity isn’t the problem you bloated waste of semen. The problem is that you start threads which are thinly veiled discussions of your own problems and efforts to get others to tell you what a noble hero you are for enduring such horrible problems.

You both annoy and sicken me.

Great find Bob, anytime I want to defend Der Trihs, I would link to that post.

silenus, remember the insults of an asshole should be taken as compliments, The Op was just complimenting you, even if he did not realize it.

Jim

My hands start shaking every time I think about it. All you would get would be an illegible scrawl and possibly some drool on the form.

Is Valteron the Transformers bad guy?

So it would be pretty much a replay of the actual encounter?

runs

I don’t come here to talk and opine. I come here to listen and learn. OK, it just happens to be the case that I talk and opine a whole frigging heap, but the justificiation for my membership fee is primarily what I take away from this place, not what I put in.

And you can’t do that by lurking, well, not properly. I tried lurking for a month once on a self-imposed sabbatical, and although it was very interesting, I kept finding myself wishing someone would ask a particular question in some thread or other, so that I could read the answer.

I didn’t say a thing about respect, mine or anyone else’s. I was pointing out that you are being irrational.

Honor Harrington White berets, assuming I liked dressing up. And 10 times a day simply isn’t all that much. Also, I don’t think I’m all that typical, otherwise more people would agree with me.

Can you show me one case where I expected to ?

I post here for my own enjoyment; I don’t really care if anyone respects me or converts to my way of thinking. Hell, I wouldn’t know what to do with a message board of Der Trihs cultists anyway.

Multilevel marketing and sex slaves.

In a Big-Bang-like burst of irony, you could start your own religion…

:smiley:

Sounds like some widdle grumblybunny needs a gweat big huggle!!!

((((((((((((((((((((Valley))))))))))))))))

Hey, Voltron, don’t you have a universe to defend or something? Piss off.

You take the marketing part and I’ll handle the sex slaves. :smiley:

You have to start a religion to get sex slaves?

I must be doing something wrong, then…