Let's go to the mooooooooovies

Cafe Society
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Cud, starring Paul Mooman, Patricia Veal and Brandon De Wildebeest

Grazing Arizona

Butter Off Dead

Margarine Morningstar

Steerly Beloved

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**Driving Miss Dairy

Moo En Rouge?** It’s been done.

The Chevy Chase Vaca-tion series.

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Death and the Milk Maid
28 Fillets Later
It Had To Be Moo
The Dairy of Ellen Rimbauer
Man on the Moo
Citizen Cud

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Genre: Film Noir

The Alfalfa Jungle
The Third Cow
Ace in the Holstein
The Night of the Hereford
Sunset Bullevard
Strangers on a Cattle Truck
Cow Largo
They Low By Night

(Please stop me before I do an anime list.)

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How The West Was Cud
The Cudfather
The Herdman Of Alcatraz
The Man Who Chewed Too Much
Moonie
The Lady Ruminates
The Seventh Veal
Cows And Whispers
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Moo-ers
Jersey Girl
From Hereford To Eternity
Mooin’ In The Rain
Bovine Blossoms
Return Of The Bullseye
Apocalypse Moo
Bonnie And Cud
Amademoos
Paper Moo
The Sound Of Moosic
Driving Miss Guernsey
The Ayrshirian Candidate
Angus Hall

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Heifer After
Moo-nstruck
Horn on the Fourth of July
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Cow
Cow Green Was My Valley
The Milkman Cometh
Steer Crazy
The Veal Cancun

Music, of course, by James Horner.

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Treasure of the Sierra Moodray
Dairy of a Mooed Housewife
Moo Stick River
The Ruminator

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A Cow Too Far
Mad Cow and Gore-y
Debbie Does Cows
The Barn of the Naked Herd
Cow Green Was My Valley
Cow the West was Won
Mooooodway
Pearl Herder
The Story of mOOOOOOOO

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Bull Durham…DOH!

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To Calf and Calf Not
The Mooltese Falcon
The Moolagro Beanfield War
Fall of The House of Udder
The Two Percent Solution
Hide and Prejudice
12 Angry Cows

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Lawn Mooer Man
Apocalypse Cow (I love the smell of heifers in the morning)
Close Encounters of the Curd Kind
A Steer is Born (The Judy Farmland version)
Cowsablanca (This could be the start of a beautifil mooship.)
Cowrassic Park ("Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a cow egg. The cows are breeding.)
It’s a Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow World.
An Udder Time, An Udder Place
My Fair Moo Cow ("The difference between a lady and a cow is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.)
Debby Does Dairy
A Few Good Cows ("The moos, the moos. You can’t handle the moos.)
Plan 9 From Udder Space
Silence of the Cows ("Tell me, Clarice - have the cows stopped screaming?)
The Milkman Always Rings Twice
Milking Miss Daisy (Moogan Freeman directed by Bruce Hereford)
The Beefshank Redemption (Stars Acowdemy Award winner Robbins plus Moogan Freeman)

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MoOOOoonraker

Milk And Let Die

Octocowwy

Creamfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Cheddar

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I gotta rustle this one…
The Man with the Golden Calf
The Lowing Daylights
Gold Heiffer
Never say Moo
Never say Moo again
The Cow who loved me
I did rather like “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Cow”
I have coffee in my nose now.

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The Bovines of Madison, Wisconsin
Cow Air
Dairy Queen of the Damned
Milk Maid in Manhattan
Chocolat (Milk)
Moo Better Blues

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** Westerns**
A Fistfull of Udder
For a Few Teets More
The Milk, the Cheese, and the Sour

** Horror **
Night of the Living Holstein (with the steak eating scene)
The Mooomy

** Drama**
12 Angry Moos
Odd Cow Out

** Romance **
Something About Dairy

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How about Four Stomachs and a Funeral

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A few of these could be up for Oscow nominations, but most of them are flops.

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Uuuummmmmmm…cowflop?

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Yeah. I saw the Acowdamy Awards, but only The Herd of the Rings got 11. Bullshit.
I was hoping for Bill Mooray to get one.

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What about the moo-tube?

Cowpelle’s Show
Late Night with Moonan O’Brien
Moofy the Cow Tipper Slayer