Inspired by this piece of work from our gummint, mainly this bit:
I propose a new calendar system for the Yoo-nited States of Amurrica!
Why not? The Romans had one. So did the Chinese, Muslims, and Jews (well, they still do). We’ve got tp be just as important to and influtential of world history, right? How cool would that be? We could even re-name the months.
Who wants to start the petition for a new amendment? (How the hell do you do that anyway??)
Ok, maybe this isn’t as cool as I thought. Still kinda funny, though? Right???